Friday, August 12, 2005

Annataz yalp lliw ohw?


By general public acclaim, Jason Lewis is selected to play Aquaman in

"Vibe! The Movie, Meng".

Well! He'll look good wet, that's for sure.


That leaves only two principals, by my count: Zatanna and the Elongated Man.

Suggestions...?

11 comments:

  1. Jim Carey as Elongated Man? Proabaly more suited to Plastic Man, but I don't think it's a complete stretch.

    ...

    I humbly except the award for World's Worst Pun.

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  2. Tiffany Fallon for Zatanna!

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  3. Also, Scipio - I can't read this at work if you persist with photos like that!

    Oh Behave!

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  4. Zatanna: Pauly Perrette
    Elongated Man: Jim Carrey

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  5. I’m suddenly more concerned that Aquaman’s costume is redesigned into something say more reminiscent of black condor's than I am about the rest of the casting.

    -nico

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  6. that picture makes me shudder in fear and disgust.

    I will never drink a bottle of absolut again. I will do everything in my power to make sure that bottle never ever moves from that spot.

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  7. I'd wager, Chris, that the bottle is already gone by now...

    those things never stay full forever, you know.

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  8. I think Jim Carrey's a bit too over the top for Ralph. I say go another way...Jeff Goldblum, perhaps? Dry wit and silliness (remember Buckaroo Bonzai)...

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  9. Selma Blair should play Zatanna.

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  10. C-c-can't b, b, b, breathe....consumed with...lust...over picture o-of Aquaman.

    Oh Jason why are you STRAAAAAIIIIGHT (sob).

    OK, emo moment over. How about Steve Carell from 40 Year Old Virgin as Ralph? A little henna in his hair and he'll be our favorite red headed stretchable sleuth.

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  11. No, no. Still there. eternally there.

    Besides, I don't see any other drinks to mix with it...

    Jennifer Connely is Zatanna.

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