Sunday, January 13, 2013

Batman=1/234026

Hello, Batman here!

Many of you fans have wondered why I drag a kid like Robin into dangerous adventures against armed criminals.  The answer is simple...


to serve as a meat shield.

Ha!  Did I surprise you? Did you know that I, Batman, was such a person?  Or, is that the OPPOSITE of what you thought I was like...?

Perhaps that is because that is, in fact....


 I... KILLER MOTH, the original Anti-Batman! Ha! Ha ha!


Ha, I have fooled you; such is my cleverness!  Oh, that I could see your astonished faces right now!  But, why have I done this?  As part of my triumphant return to the Absorbascon where I will be featured in ...

KILLER MOTH WEEK!

But why now, you ask yourself? Oh, you shall learn... but when I wish it! Ha! Ah ha ha!



2 comments:

  1. The Lepidopteran in Leotards moves front and center! I may explode from happiness.

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  2. It takes a brave man...or maybe a crazy one...to wear striped tights.

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