Friday, August 12, 2005

Annataz yalp lliw ohw?


By general public acclaim, Jason Lewis is selected to play Aquaman in

"Vibe! The Movie, Meng".

Well! He'll look good wet, that's for sure.


That leaves only two principals, by my count: Zatanna and the Elongated Man.

Suggestions...?

11 comments:

Bat-Mac said...

Jim Carey as Elongated Man? Proabaly more suited to Plastic Man, but I don't think it's a complete stretch.

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I humbly except the award for World's Worst Pun.

Anonymous said...

Tiffany Fallon for Zatanna!

Bat-Mac said...

Also, Scipio - I can't read this at work if you persist with photos like that!

Oh Behave!

Anonymous said...

Zatanna: Pauly Perrette
Elongated Man: Jim Carrey

Anonymous said...

I’m suddenly more concerned that Aquaman’s costume is redesigned into something say more reminiscent of black condor's than I am about the rest of the casting.

-nico

Chris Arndt said...

that picture makes me shudder in fear and disgust.

I will never drink a bottle of absolut again. I will do everything in my power to make sure that bottle never ever moves from that spot.

Scipio said...

I'd wager, Chris, that the bottle is already gone by now...

those things never stay full forever, you know.

Anonymous said...

I think Jim Carrey's a bit too over the top for Ralph. I say go another way...Jeff Goldblum, perhaps? Dry wit and silliness (remember Buckaroo Bonzai)...

Devon Sanders said...

Selma Blair should play Zatanna.

Anonymous said...

C-c-can't b, b, b, breathe....consumed with...lust...over picture o-of Aquaman.

Oh Jason why are you STRAAAAAIIIIGHT (sob).

OK, emo moment over. How about Steve Carell from 40 Year Old Virgin as Ralph? A little henna in his hair and he'll be our favorite red headed stretchable sleuth.

Chris Arndt said...

No, no. Still there. eternally there.

Besides, I don't see any other drinks to mix with it...

Jennifer Connely is Zatanna.