The Absorbascon
Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Green on Green Violence in poetry

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You know, it's funny how comic books continually expand your suspension of disbelief. Once you accept a man can leap an eighth of a mile...
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Friday, September 24, 2010

Where does Batman vacation...?

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In Florida, of course, like everyone. But Batman always goes to... APEX CITY. While in Apex City, Batman was asked to be a judge in the ann...
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Thursday, September 23, 2010

Superman's Persona Cycles

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Character development is one of the important tools of fiction. Plot development makes sure the things happen in a story. While that is all...
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Monday, September 20, 2010

Pep 34: Upstaged!

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Under ordinary circumstances, The Shield would probably be just staring up at the sky and thinking, "How the heck did Rorschach manage ...
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Saturday, September 18, 2010

Wonder Woman's hobby

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And what does Wonder Woman do in her spare time, kids? That's right, you remember....! MARCH MARCH MARCH MARCH. Lynda Carter will be Gr...
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Thursday, September 16, 2010

Barry Allen defeats Genre Blindness

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This panel... is the beginning of the end. The end of what? The end of innocence -- or at least, or genre blindness -- in comic books. Genr...
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Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Penitentiary Haiku

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You are not Bruce Wayne. And you know why you aren't Bruce Wayne? It's not because you're not a polybillionaire. Or an Olympic-...
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Saturday, September 11, 2010

The Anguished Eye Turns Inward

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Even in her own memories, IRIS ALLEN IS A VICIOUS, EMASCULATING WITCH.
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Thursday, September 09, 2010

Your Shield against errant AI

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Old Glory versus Robots That Eat Old People's Medicine for Fuel I told you we'd get back to The Shield. See, what you civilian-types...
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Tuesday, September 07, 2010

"Well.. hardly ever!"

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Note to the Dove World Outreach Church in Gainesville, Florida: Bookburning is NEVER a good idea. Okay,fine; ALMOST never.
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Monday, September 06, 2010

Pep 33: Nazis LOVE their opera

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Hey, look, Dusty's back! And doing what a young boy should: hurling legs-spead into the face of evil. Missed ya, kiddo! In true "P...
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Saturday, September 05, 2009

Look out, Mister Armstrong...!

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Really, I can't imagine this panel being in anything other than a Starman story. Anyway, I need to let you all know that the Absorbascon...
Friday, September 04, 2009

Starman Saves Shakespeare

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No, really; Starman saved Shakespeare from being kidnapped. Starman doesn't go in for abstracts or metaphors.
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Thursday, September 03, 2009

Starman's Face-Off

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The Golden Age Starman didn't mess around, boy. Here he is telling a suspect to confess or he'll use the gravity rod... to RIP HIS ...
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Wednesday, September 02, 2009

8 Ways Starman Will Beat the Crap Out of You

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Do you think Starman is dependent on the gravity rod? "I-- I swear, Doris: this has never happened to me before!" That he woul...
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Tuesday, September 01, 2009

Heroclix of Earth; rise.

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Heroclix is back from the dead! For those of you who can't access that article, Heroclix, the superhero-comic-themed tabletop strategy g...
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Monday, August 31, 2009

Pep 32; Don't Fun With Me, Boys!

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"We must find Dusty, Hangman! I've searched all his regular haunts -- the Candy Store, the Malt Shoppe, the Daisy BB gun Emporium ...
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Friday, August 28, 2009

Clip Week 5: Starman

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Today's topics: the incomparable Starman! Drama, thy name is Doog Vurm, infuriated Starman provides my birthday list You fiend! I have s...
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Thursday, August 27, 2009

Clip Week 4: The Silver Age

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I am out of reach this week for very pleasant reasons. Rather than time-release posts without being to attend to the commentary thereupon, I...
Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Things That Made Me Happy

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... in my comics this week. Xanshi as the anti-Mogo. Happy Magic Fun Swordgirl. Tiger Moth. Really? Tiger Moth. That's... amazing. B...
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Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Clip Week 3; Vibe and his amazing friends

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I am out of reach this week for very pleasant reasons. Rather than time-release posts without being to attend to the commentary thereupon, I...
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Sunday, August 23, 2009

Clip Week 2: Wonder Woman

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I am out of reach this week for very pleasant reasons. Rather than time-release posts without being to attend to the commentary thereupon, ...
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Saturday, August 22, 2009

Clip Week 1

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I am out of reach this week for very pleasant reasons. Rather than time-release posts without being to attend to the commentary thereupon, ...
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Thursday, August 20, 2009

Cerealized Fiction

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As everyone of my age cohort knows, there is an absolute dividing line that splits us. Unlike divisions over religion, politics, and philos...
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Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Things That Made Me Happy

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... in my comics this week. For those of you who can't read it: "He's also late. I'll get to the Star before you. I survi...
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