Tuesday, July 02, 2013

The Harvey Dent Show!

So, as the kids say, "this just happened":

Jonah Hex is not only in the present day DCU, he's incarcerated in Arkham Aslyum. I mean, what else would you do with a facially disfigured trigger-happy killer in the weird outfit?

Of course... you know what this means, don't you?  That it's all just a set-up for some much needed, long-missing light-hearted sit-comedy-of-errors, right?

Yes, it's time for...

THE HARVEY DENT SHOW!



Meet Jonah, who's been across the land
From Zachary
to Casa Grand.


But Harvey's only seen the sights
a crook can see on Gotham nights--
What a crazy pair!

But they're cellmates,
Identical cellmates all the way.
One pair of matching killers,
Different as night and day.

Where Jonah adores a victim dead,

The bounty hunt,

and severed heads,


Our Harvey loves to rob and stole,
A scarred coin makes him lose control --
What a wild duet!


Still, they're cellmates,
Identical cellmates and you'll find,

They laugh alike,


they ride alike,


At times they even smoke alike --


You can lose your mind,
When cellmates



are two of a kind.
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16 comments:

  1. CobraMisfit7/02/2013 3:23 PM

    Simply epic.


    The world deserves a "Jonah and Harvey: The Best of Frenemies comic".

    Someone make this happen.

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  2. r duncan7/02/2013 9:52 PM

    Of course, 2Face would have thing for Siamese Twin chicks.

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  3. Bryan L7/03/2013 8:23 AM

    Oooo, they should definitely meet. In fact, Harvey should be obsessed with Jonah. Harvey should steal Jonah's stuffed remains (I'm not sure Jonah's stuffed body made it into the new 52, but it should have). Can you imagine when Harvey brings Jonah to his Hex shrine? Hilarity ensues. Or mayhem. But something ensues.

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  4. SallyP7/03/2013 4:08 PM

    Oh something definitely ensues!

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  5. TotalToyz7/03/2013 8:47 PM

    You, sir, have a gift. I never thought you'd top your "Rolling Head of Pantha" polka tune, but boy, was I wrong!

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  6. tad7/07/2013 4:22 PM

    I'm still crouched on the floor, trembling, after having barely survived "Harvey likes to rob and stole"...

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  7. Anonymous8/20/2013 2:03 AM

    Hi Scipio, should I Major in Classics? Thanks

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  8. Anonymous9/09/2013 12:25 PM

    where you go?

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  9. r duncan9/28/2013 8:45 PM

    The Harvey Dent Show as gone on way too long....

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  10. Unknown9/30/2013 9:46 PM

    Agreed. I'm missing me some Scipio!

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  11. Anonymous10/09/2013 9:19 PM

    We miss you Scipio. The New 52 needs you. Hope all is well.

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  12. Unknown11/06/2013 3:03 PM

    1. Missing Scipi
    2. Missing Scipi
    3. Missing Scipi...

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  13. farsider12/21/2013 8:06 PM

    Merry Christmas, scipio.

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  14. r duncan1/01/2014 9:07 PM

    Hope to hear from you in 2014.

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  15. farsider2/05/2014 6:15 AM

    http://www.newsarama.com/20236-report-the-cw-s-the-flash-casts-vibe-pied-piper-still-to-come.html

    If this doesn't bring him back to us nothing will.

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  16. Anonymous3/19/2014 7:58 PM

    A highly enjoyable blog... which I miss. Might this continue?

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