It don't get no more wholesome than Batman defending helpless animals against being teased by the Joker. UNLESS it's Batman defending helpless animals against being teased by the Joker IN HAIKU.
From now on, Joker,
don't tease the animals, and
that includes Batman.
What haiku can you PETAphiles compose to applaud Batman for his pro-animal stand or condemn the Joker for making little dogs wear silly outfits...?
Watch out now, Joker
ReplyDeleteBatman is pretty angry
Dogs don't wear dumb suits.
or
Batman likes creatures
Both great and small, and he won't
Let Joker tease them.
You think Batman's mad?
ReplyDeleteJust be glad you didn't choose
to mess with Bat-Cow.
Bats have feelings too.
ReplyDeleteMay Batman share his with you?
For his parents are dead.
Nicely done, gang.
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