How bad-ass was the Golden Age Batman?
So bad-ass that not only would he kill you...
he'd do it with haiku.
HE GAINS THE WING WHERE...
"THIS TIME I'LL MAKE SURE YOU DIE!"
KRUGER'S SHOT GOES WILD.
"THIS TIME I'LL MAKE SURE YOU DIE!"
KRUGER'S SHOT GOES WILD.
THE BATMAN HOLDS HISBREATH AND FLINGS A GAS PELLET.
"AH- AGH! I'M CHOKING!"
Do not mess with Batman.
Soaring through the night
ReplyDeleteBatman gasses a thug in
an open cockpit.
How could this thing be?
The gas should waft away but
Batman's stays in place.
Stupid criminal
To think Batman is bound by
The laws of physics.
Sorry, too much to say for just one haiku, which completely violates the spirit of haiku.
Criminal pilots
ReplyDeleteBeware, the skies are not safe
Batman's up there, too
Me? I'm impressed
ReplyDeleteBatman threw against crosswinds
with a small pellet.
It's not a haiku
ReplyDeleteIt's got to be one panel
Two is just cheating