Monday, September 29, 2008

Why Magnus is Better than You at Work

I mean, really; what did YOU accomplish today?

Plus, he's more modest about it.

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  1. Modest? Really? I think he knows that little line "and you helped" is going to get him a little action. LOL :)

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  2. Way to subjugate your sentient creations, Magnus!

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  3. I wish Magnus was here right now to do my job for me -- as long as I still get credit for it, that is. ;-)

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  4. I watched a hilariously inept 1980s Canadian horror movie about a weird kid who talks to his teddy bear and pushes all of the people who are mean to him into a hole filled with prehistoric apes.

    No, really, that's what I did. And I'll take that over enslaving the poor robots in one stupid space sector any day of the week.

    Night shifts are awesome.

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  5. Hah! He's not only "Magnus", he's Magnanimous!

    Really, I just kill me sometimes.

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  6. what did YOU accomplish today?

    At work, not much. After work, I played outside with my kids. Tired though I was I gave them my time and what little energy I had left, letting them know that they are important and are loved. It's more than my dad ever did.

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  7. Magnus turned the robots of a sector back into the servants of man in one day.

    Wow.

    That took me a week. And I had to wear Doc Martens, not those cool-ass white go-go boots of his.

    Yeah, Magnus wins. Again.

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  8. Harvey,

    Did you remember to make your secretary think she was crucial to your success...?

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