Monday, September 01, 2008

Why Magnus is Better than Brad Meltzer


Because Magnus invented square, color-coordinated speech. Seven years before Meltzer was even born. And coordinated it with his
eyes.

9 comments:

  1. Is Doc Magnus the same as Magnus Robot Smasher? That can't be. But then why the same name, same obsession with bots?

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  2. It coordinates with his eyes? How chic!

    Chance; no, they're not. Obviously Magnus Robot Hunter is Doc Magnus' Earth-3 counterpart.

    And I'm their Earth Prime counterpart... AND you have no idea how hard it is for me to write Magnus without doing the alternate capital things...

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  3. Don't forget that he also wears a mini-skirt and go-go boots. Tres bon!

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  4. Plus, Magnus actually smashes tons of robots per story, instead of jsut pondering the significance of smashing robots for five or six issues.

    Well, at least until Valiant got ahold of him ...

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  5. And what a good reason that is too...poor Brad for being born into such disgrace unknowningly. Actually we should blame his parents.

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  6. It's no criticism of Brad;
    Magnus is better than everybody, a point I'll be proving over the next several months.

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  7. Hear, hear -- Magnus is better than darned near everyone else in the cosmos!

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