Things That Made Me Happy...

• It turns out I'm a Skrull!
• Justice League Unlimited is the most sophisticated and moving examination of complex morality you will read in a comic book this week.
• Mr. Fantastic should have kept his eye on his colleagues instead of on ... well, whatever it wound up hanging off of... .
  
• Don't you just hate it when monsters from your bloodstream eat your hot to trot new neighbor...?
• Just the very idea of Pied Piper playing "Macho Man" on a nose flute... .
  
• LOL, Zatanna's a giant prop!
• Bruce Wayne's very surprising and poorly timed reunion with Peyton Riley.
• Somebody really should have thought twice before putting this dialog in Countdown: "Ohmygosh, is this nightmare ever going to end?" "Gods, I sure hope so." Oh, the comic book irony!
  
• This is one time where the Dum Dum was a bullet, I guess.
• The good news for the train robbers? There are only six people in the entire town. The bad news? One of them's Jonah Hex, who left me -- and one of his assailants -- speechless this month.
• "Apparently, Batman has a soft spot for children."
  
• Tomorrow's tour of the Baxter Building is canceled.
• Hawkgirl being the one to spot the getaway truck.
  
• Whoa; the SW6 Batch is in the Savage Lands!
• Isn't it amazing how Kyle's hair stays that way no matter how many universes he escapes from?
  
• I don't think I've ever seen anyone get his foot stuck is the bloated corpse of a horse before. I mean, not in a comic book.
• So, what do you think Darkseid the Couch Potato was watching on the television before Mary showed up? American Idol? No; Top Chef, I bet.
  
• An old style symbolic splash page opener for Jonah Hex, followed by a two-page silent synopsis of his entire life; masterful.
  
• Wait; the Skrulls have ships that look like their faces? That's hilarious!
• Mirror Master versus Fifi.
  
• It ate Panda; yay!