Things That Made Me Happy...

in comics this week.

• FINALLY, someone told Pariah to stop talking like Marv Wolfman.
• Giant flying pockwatches. Complete with fob.
• I got to wear 3D goggles while reading a comic. I only wish I had gone out to restaurant to do it as publicly as possible.
• Supergirl's headband.
• I never thought I'd see anyone quote Seanbaby's Hostess page in a comic book.
• "I'm already retconning our whole thing." Priceless.
• You know, if Millenium Giants had only been one issue the first time, it probably would have been okay.
• Exposing the intrinsic creepiness of circus peanuts.
• Of course Ollie had the hots for Dinah's mother.
• Jonah Hex scalping someone. Who was dead already. Probably.
• Mon-El made me cry.
• Sword of the All-New Atom? Brilliant.
• Only Bart Allen would guest-star at his own funeral.
• "With friends like these, who needs enemies?" That is the best encapsulation of Silver Age Superman I have ever heard; bravo.
• Jonah Hex cleans up a saloon. Jonah would make a bad janitor but a great video games.
• Black Canary versus the League of Elvis Impersonators.
• Don't you think Wonder Girl could use a little time-out? Like, in therapy? Arkham, maybe?
  
• Say what you want about the Joker; he is a good showman.
• Apparently you don't have to be anatomically correct to be the dean of a major university.
• Ryan Choi looks really hot in that outfit; Ariel, do you know how to sew?