Sunday, July 08, 2007

Society Signatures: Sandman

Well, now that I've gotten an entry from Green Lantern's repertoire for my possible use as a signature saying, I'll call on another mystery man: The eerie Sandman!

What do you have to offer me, Wesley?

Uh ... okay. Thanks. But doesn't that need something else, like "A plane! A lifesaver! No, it's Scipio!"? I mean "A Plane! A Lifesaver!" sounds more like an unfinished palindrome than a signature saying, Wes. Let's try again...


Whoa, sorry, Wes; didn't mean to interrupt one of your opium/absinthe binges; glad I wore the glove. Besides, I'm not really a gas-inhaling, Miraclo-popping kind of guy, so I don't think I'll find that saying very useful.

Don't you have something a little, I dunno, punchier? Something more appropriate for a guy like me, that I can find occasions to say?

Bingo! Thanks, Wes!
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6 comments:

  1. Anonymous7/08/2007 8:23 AM

    I don't know about my spinal column, but you tickle my funny bone constantly!

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  2. SallyP7/08/2007 8:48 AM

    Hey...that's actually a GOOD one! Witty, yet bizarre.

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  3. Jeremy Rizza7/08/2007 9:51 AM

    The Sandman: Master of the Dark Chiropractic Arts.

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  4. Anonymous7/08/2007 1:02 PM

    A plane, a life saver, an unpronounceable word: rowelbaecnuonorpnunarevasefilaenalpa!

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  5. Christine Smith7/08/2007 1:53 PM

    "I can see odd, queer things"?

    God, on on average day, I say that twice before lunch!

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  6. Chance7/08/2007 6:31 PM

    A plane, a life saver, an unpronounceable word: rowelbaecnuonorpnunarevasefilaenalpa!

    Worst palindrome ever. But hilarious.

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