We interrupt our regularly scheduled derision of the Justice Society for this breaking news:
WONDER WOMAN IS ATTEMPTING SUICIDE!!!
I'll say this for her; it takes substantial presence of mind to compose haiku (even partial ones) while committing aeronautic suicide. They don't call her Wonder Woman for nothing.
What drove her to such desperate straits? Her conflict with her mother? The delay of her movie? The death of Ellie Wood Walker? I've been trying to ask her, but she's not answering the mental radio!
But we know she's listening to it; we must use it to save her!
Please, for the the love of Zeus, compose a haiku that addresses the cause of Wonder Woman's distress or, better yet, convinces her that life is still worth living. Hera, guide my stanzas!
It's okay, Wondy.
ReplyDeleteIt could be worse; at least you've
avoided Countdown!
Poor Wonder Woman;
ReplyDeleteBlack Canary's getting hitched.
Suffering Sappho!
Thanks for the haiku, but please tell me you plan on finding an Hourman signature. Thanks again for such an enjoyable blog.
ReplyDeleteRex Tyler
Live, Diana, Live!
ReplyDeleteYour fortunes are soon to change!
Gail is coming!
Paradise Island.
ReplyDeleteNothing but women live there.
Paradise indeed!
Mind the fire, Wondy!
ReplyDeleteSay fire in one syllable,
and that line will scan.
-BBB
You can't say "Fire" in one syllable...
ReplyDeleteIf'n yer a good ol' Southern boy, yew kin say it'n one...
ReplyDeleteBe of good cheer Di!
ReplyDelete'Cause once you've had Trevor Barnes
You never go back!
Amazon Princess!
ReplyDeleteInsurance companies will
discover your fraud.
--frgbd, amphibian adventurer
Princess Diana
ReplyDeleteJust accidentally read
"Amazons Attack".
Wait a minute
ReplyDeleteEllie Wood Walker
is now deceased?