Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Heartless Haiku

Oh, dear.

This will not do. This will not do at all.


This poor distraught girl. When I first saw this cover, I didn't realize what was happening, I just knew it was something strange. Then it hit me: this crestfallen person is trying desperately to express herself in haiku. But she's so upset she omitted the middle line and winds up spitting out:

Supergirl's stolen

kisses will cost lives.


How tragic. Just as Supergirl has ripped out this woman's heart, so too she has de-cored her haiku.

Help this poor woman by supplying your own haiku for her to say or describe the situation.


P.S. Ganglords have clubhouses? Who knew!
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14 comments:

  1. Anonymous2/13/2007 10:24 AM

    Gang Lord with Green Fist
    Super Acquaintance Raper
    Or Krypton Hussy?

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  2. Anonymous2/13/2007 10:47 AM

    Oh my, Supergirl's
    Short skirt has gotten her in
    Trouble once again!

    or

    How many poor folks
    Must die just so Supergirl
    Can steal some love?

    or

    I can't believe this!
    I always thought Power Girl
    Was the slutty one!

    or

    I applaud her choice
    To embrace her sexual
    Being. But right now?

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  3. Daniel2/13/2007 12:14 PM

    Supergirl's stolen
    kisses will cost lives--also
    a surprise guest star.

    Don't you ever knock?
    Can't you see I'm busy here?
    Go get your own thug.

    You are just jealous.
    You know my other boyfriend
    is hung like a horse.

    Silver Age Kara
    is America's Sweetheart
    even in Hot Pants.

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  4. Ron Hogan2/13/2007 12:38 PM

    Supergirl's stolen
    My boyfriend, curse her! Oh, those
    Kisses will cost lives!

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  5. Mohundros2/13/2007 1:07 PM

    Kisses will cost lives
    Brainiac 5 is distraught
    Makes Omega II

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  6. rob!2/13/2007 1:12 PM

    Hot Pants Disturbing
    You Kryptonian Hussy

    (sorry, i suck at haikus)

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  7. Anonymous2/13/2007 1:35 PM

    Supergirl's stolen
    from the candy store: Hershey's
    Kisses will cost lives!

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  8. Scipio2/13/2007 1:39 PM

    Great, all!

    Neatly done, Ron.

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  9. Anonymous2/13/2007 6:25 PM

    Supergirl's stolen
    (as winter grain from sick birds)
    kisses will cost lives!

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  10. Ron Hogan2/14/2007 1:17 AM

    Thanks, Scipio -- but kudos to Ardinger, too, for working in some seasonal nature imagery!

    Verification word: "Cacul," which sounds like a a Wonder Woman villain, one who never stops laughing as his evil schemes unfold.

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  11. Eric TF Bat2/14/2007 1:54 AM

    Supergirl's stolen
    My drag-king girlfriend! Sapphic
    Kisses will cost lives!

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  12. Anonymous2/14/2007 7:32 AM

    Kryptonian ass
    Like two kittens in her pants
    Needs a good spanking

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  13. Billscomics2/14/2007 6:54 PM

    Supergirl's stolen
    a black leather jacket; those
    kissses will cost lives

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  14. Scipio2/14/2007 7:20 PM

    Elegant, Bill.

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