Tuesday, November 28, 2006

You're not ready for a date with Batman


Even Vixen can barely handle a date with Batman... .


9 comments:

  1. That's pretty much what dates with Batman are like in my fantasies.

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  2. It has so many disturbing elements, but the one that make me most queasy is, oddly, his ungloved hand...

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  3. I can only assume that he is trying to find his Bat prophylactic in his handy ol' utility belt. Batman likes to be prepared.

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  4. "So tired...must reach...Bat Viagra"

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  5. Wow! His Bat-Ears are actually intertwined with Vixen's outrageous hair. They fit snugly around each side of her skull like a pair of gigantic tweezers. Can you imagine how annoying that would be? Every time you move your head, even ever so slightly, you can feel those Bat-Ears tickling the hairs at your temples, but you can't do anything about it because your hands are restrained. That would drive me insane! Maybe that's why Vixen has such a grimace on her face. She's about two seconds away from losing her mind.

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  6. His Bat-Ears are actually intertwined with Vixen's outrageous hair. They fit snugly around each side of her skull...Every time you move your head, even ever so slightly, you can feel those Bat-Ears tickling the hairs at your temples, but you can't do anything about it because your hands are restrained...She's about two seconds away from losing her mind. -- Bystander #3

    And how can you NOT be all a'tingly after typing that?

    It sure is warm in here....

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  7. Is that Batman's Bat-Pocket-Vibrator he's holding?

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  8. "Confound it! The batteries are dead!"

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  9. Thanks mate... just dropped by. Will look for BIKE STN when we get to Seattle. Still in Buenos Airies.

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