Friday, November 03, 2006

The Wonder Woman Nursery Song, Verses 1 & 2

This is the way I don my boots
don my boots
don my boots
this is the way I don my boots
to please my strange Creator.

This is my ladies' marching band
marching band
marching band
this is my ladies' marching band
to please my strange Creator.
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9 comments:

  1. Queer Legion (QL)11/03/2006 6:57 PM

    Sweet fancy Moses!! That's funny as hell!!!

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  2. SallyP11/03/2006 8:41 PM

    I...I...words just fail me.

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  3. Anonymous11/03/2006 9:06 PM

    Changing under milk?

    Paging Dr. Freud, please answer the milky white courtesy phone.

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  4. Sleestak11/03/2006 9:34 PM

    C'mon! It's the Milk of Amazon Kindness!

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  5. Anonymous11/04/2006 2:08 AM

    I... er... what?

    --kate, whose net for some reason won't let her choose the 'other' identity.

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  6. Harvey Jerkwater11/04/2006 10:53 AM

    -gasp-

    -gasp-

    Mind...blown...

    Senses...shattered...

    Scipio was right again..."I mean, really, there's no way to exaggerate it for comedic effect, because it can't be exaggerated."

    Who...how...all-women marching bands?

    My world makes a just little less sense today.

    Thanks a lot, Moulton.

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  7. Michael11/05/2006 12:47 AM

    Why did WW have a marching band to begin with, never mind the fact that it was comprised completely of women?

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  8. Scipio11/06/2006 8:20 AM

    Why, didn't all superheroes have them, back in the day?

    The Bat-Band, the Supermarchers, the Green Lantern Drum & Bugle Corps, Aquaman's "Marine Band", the Flash Forward Marchers, the Marching Manhunters --

    you're not a real icon until you have your own marching band.

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  9. Anonymous11/12/2006 12:37 AM

    I know I'm late to the game, but still. My eyes. They cry. Truth! Finally. Truth. Holy shit, that was funny.

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