Special Hostess (TM) Fruit Pies With Real Fruit Filling Rules
- 1. Hostess (TM) Fruit Pies With Real Fruit Filling may be thrown as far as a figure's range; any figure regardless of range may throw them at least four spaces.
- 2. Hostess (TM) Fruit Pies With Real Fruit Filling automatically incapacitate any figures in or adjacent to the square they land in; the token is removed on the following turn.
- 3. The Joker is immune to the effects of Hostess (TM) Fruit Pies With Real Fruit Filling.
My God, I wish I had your free time...
ReplyDeleteIf there has ever been a "My God, it's full of stars!" moment connected to Heroclix, this is definitely it.
ReplyDeleteThat I did not think of this very pog fills me with shame.
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ReplyDeleteI bow down before you...
Dr. M.
"That I did not think of this very pog fills me with shame."
ReplyDeleteReal fruit shame?
Blast! I was too distracted by that flaky, delicious crust to claim 'first post' as mine!
ReplyDelete"Real fruit shame?"
ReplyDeleteThat made me laugh so hard that the dog started howling...
"I wish I had your free time..."
ReplyDeleteSh'yeah, says the man who customizes Heroclix figures...!
Extra damage for a lemon fruit pie against a Green Lantern!
ReplyDeleteSh'yeah, says the man who customizes Heroclix figures...!
ReplyDeleteTouche'.
Should it not be that Hostess Fruit Pies with Real Fruit Filling only work on villains, not heroes?
ReplyDeleteThis is one of the most brilliant ideas ever.
ReplyDeleteI don't care if I'm supposedly supposed to eat healthy for a living. No one can resist the delicious flaky crust and real fruit filling!
Another weapon to be used in my online Heroclix league. Brilliant!
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Out of curiousity, are these pies you speak of really that good? Will they prevent fierce wildlife, such as tigers from eating my party?
ReplyDeleteIf they incapacitate figures next them, how can they be thrown?
ReplyDeleteI'm just saying...
"Should it not be that Hostess Fruit Pies with Real Fruit Filling only work on villains, not heroes?"
ReplyDelete"No one can resist the delicious flaky crust and real fruit filling!"
"Out of curiousity, are these pies you speak of really that good?"
Don't know; never had the guts to try one.
"If they incapacitate figures next them, how can they be thrown?"
The incapacitating happens only after you thrown them.
Will there be a Twinkie variant available that only works on villians obsessed with gold?
ReplyDeleteAlso, though the Joker is immune to the incapacitating effects of Hostess Fruit Pies, wouldn't they instead reveal his existence if he is hidden or disguised? (Sorry, I don't know the HeroClix term.)
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Also, though the Joker is immune to the incapacitating effects of Hostess Fruit Pies, wouldn't they instead reveal his existence if he is hidden or disguised?
ReplyDeleteYes, they would.
Best. Pog. Evar.
ReplyDeleteI don't get the whole Heroclix thing, but here's something for your next customization.
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