- Hey, look! Oscar figured out how make his garbage can mobile, and he's coming after you!
- Natasha Barista and her Latte of Doom!
- When the Moebius Chair is in the shop, Metron has to wait for the bus.
- The Areola Gun is an underrated weapon.
- Might as well wear a tee shirt that says "BOTTOM BOY".
- Because you demanded it: Morgan Fairchild versus Morgan Freeman.
- I want a mask that looks like my hair!
- Psst! Anthro --- is that you?
- Nice hat.
- Don't you just hate gum on your shoe?
- The Human Flying Fish has a winter outfit; who knew?
- Hey -- weren't you in "Sister Act"?
- I am so sure, Mary; how much Rit did it take to get that lavender?
- Isn't that what Carol Burnett wore in "Went With The Wind"?
Ok. You'd think that after reading your site for so long now I'd actually know what these things are.
ReplyDeleteIs it like a board game/role playing game?
I know they are making some small figures like this of Transformers for something called Attacktix or something so I assume it is all kind of related.
Do you actually play the game or just collect the pieces?
It's called Heroclix. I play every week.
ReplyDeleteSame here naladahc...I don't know how to play either. I'd love to learn, but those rules on the Heroclix site seem impenetrable, and my LCS doesn't have beginners leagues or newbie workshops. Everyone is out for blood.
ReplyDeleteBut damn, I love to look at them, just to admire the sculpts. Especially the giant, convention exclusive/rare characters like - great googly moogly I want one - this
http://www.wizkidsgames.com/wk_article.asp?cid=40709
and of course these
http://www.wizkidsgames.com/heroclix/dc/figuregallery.asp?unitid=10649
http://www.wizkidsgames.com/heroclix/dc/figuregallery.asp?unitid=2925
http://www.wizkidsgames.com/heroclix/marvel/figuregallery.asp?unitid=5352
http://www.wizkidsgames.com/heroclix/marvel/figuregallery.asp?unitid=6628
I can teach to you play while you're in town, Ariel. The key is to play for fun with friends.
ReplyDeleteIt's like bowling; you don't have to do it well to be able to enjoy it.
Oh, and what IS that shade of lipstick Galactus wears?
ReplyDeleteBehold - This year's release from Revlon!
ReplyDeleteThat Carol Burnett reference, as well as being dead-on accurate, was both funny and an amazing display of your command of the images of junk culture.
ReplyDeleteI am impressed.
HAW! Since when was Monica Rambeau a Solid Gold Dancer?
ReplyDeleteYour post was 100% genius, pal, as per usual.
Rather hard to enjoy Heroclix when you don't have a Killer Moth.
ReplyDeleteshouldn't jessica jones have a bottle of booze in her hand (or luke cage's unmentionables) and NOT a latte? oy ...
ReplyDeleteI do have a Killer Moth.
ReplyDeleteCustom.
I do have a Killer Moth.
ReplyDeleteCustom.
Roll the credits!!!!
Perhaps it's not a latte but an Irish coffee.
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