Well, my big dinner date with Colossal Boy last night was such a disappointment! He's tall (very!), dark and handsome and Jewish. BUT the rumors about him were true ...
Sigh. I mean there's nothing wrong with that, but when you're "Colossal Boy" it's rather a waste, you know? Well, I should have expected it; big guys are always like that.
Anyway, today I went to the park with Superboy and his wussy brother, the one with the allergy. The dog loved playing with Krypto!
Of course , I will have to buy Krypto a new cape...
once he... emerges!
Going out tonight partying with Brainy & Superboy (and probably his sissy brother, if he can stay up that late!). Brainy says there are some new recruits he wants to bring along.
Long live the Legion!
Scipio
P.S. Pete says hi; sharp guy!
Colossal Boy is clearly a bottom anyway...
ReplyDeleteI hope you brought your spelunking gear.
ReplyDelete"Size Lad"
ReplyDeleteNo, really, the genius tag is well deserved. Well done brainy...
Yeah, what IS that? All the big guys I've ever known have been such total bottoms. ESPECIALLY this one 'straight' guy I dated for a while (turns out he was cheating on his girlfriend with me, the schmuck).
ReplyDeleteStill, Colossal Boy. Oy, what a dreamy guy.
Mwahaha!
ReplyDeleteYou never cease to amuse me, Scipio. Sometime I should regale you with tales of *my* time in the 31st Century. Like that time I dated Emerald Empress. That was WEIRD experience.
Bad news: Colossal Boy's a bottom.
ReplyDeleteWorse news: Wildfire's a top.
In all seriousness, gay comics fans like Gim Allon? For real? He always struck me as kind of boring.
I am learning so much on the internet.
Doc: The Empress? Yipe! I can think of no more intimidating chaperone than the Emerald Eye.
ReplyDeleteTenzil: Well ... his power helps...!
Still, no one is dreamier than Brainy.
ReplyDeleteMmm, soft green skin and the curtains match the rug!
It's not a waste.
ReplyDeleteIt's deffinetly not a waste.