Thursday, May 11, 2006

Hal's Revenge on Me


1. Unlikely coincidence; or

2. The Big Monkey website has achieved a rudimentary sentience based on my own consciousness; or

3. Hal has used his ring to access the Earth Prime internet and monkey with my business website.


You be the judge:


6 comments:

  1. It's yellow - he can't be using his ring to mess with the site.

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  2. Look out! He's about to be head-clobbered by a "Recommended" sign!

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  3. Well, Kyle fixed the yellow weakness.

    Either way, it fits. It's Hal defiant. "I'm superpowerless, except from the waist down, baby." "I'm still a man, Scipio, no matter how many pictures of me getting hurt you post!"

    It's kind of a turn-on, actually.

    If you'll excuse me, I need to find that livejournal with the Doctored Male Objectification covers again.

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  4. [giggle] I knew you'd get a kick out of that...

    I'm thinking the site is sentient and trying to escalate the Absorbascon Jordan Wars. If it gets rid of you it ceases being a doppelganger…

    Be wary, friend, Scipio. Be wary.

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