Here, courtesy everyone's favorite recently cancelled title, Manhunter, is the kind of heroic haiku moment that only the teamwork of the JSA could provide:"Blah blah blah; if you
wanna grab a beer, I'll be
in the gym." "Noted."
You can't exceed the JSA's coolness with your own haiku; but you can try.
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"Hey Doc, ya know that
ReplyDeleteCatwoman? I did her! Yeah!
Power Girl's next!" "Word."
"Hmm," thinks Doc Mid-nite,
ReplyDelete"I wonder why Batman's voice
Sounds gruffer right now."
"Hey, ex-med student!
ReplyDeleteRespect the doctor/patient
privilege!" "Oh snap!"
"Catman's 5 o'clock
ReplyDeleteshadow is very rugged,"
thinks Dr. Midnite.
"Dr. Mid-Nite's lips
ReplyDeleteare very dewy," muses
Wildcat in secret.
Chawunky--
ReplyDeletehow do you pronounce "Wildcat"?
Oh, you know, with a stereotypical southern drawl..."waaahldket".
ReplyDeleteI swear, it must be some sort of law of physics that I cannot attempt a haiku without adding an extra syllable. Not as depressing as the light barrier, but personally galling.