Monday, April 03, 2006

Paging Dr. Psycho


I do not know who the villain is (if any) planned for the Wonder Woman feature film.

If there is a god in heaven (or gods on Olympus) it will
Dr. Psycho as portrayed by Shakespearean actor Peter Dinklage (who will be seen as Simon Bar Sinister in the Underdog film in 2007).

Peter, I hope you see this post and demand the role! If so, the Absorbascon will support you 110 percent.



13 comments:

  1. My god!

    He's perfect!

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  2. Whoa! He looks exactly like that in Villains United.

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  3. Maybe they'll surprise us, I mean, Hollyowod brought us a slash-fic in the past year. Why not traditional WW themes?

    It's not like they're smart enough to realize what kind of themes and symbolism they're actually putting in the movie.

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  4. Unfortunately, we'll probably get stuck with Cheetah as the villain. They'll figure that they need a female villain for Wonder Woman to go up against. But dammit, I want Doctor Psycho!

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  5. Kinda off topic but what's with the ad at the top of the page? When did blogspot start with ads?

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  6. I see no ad at the top of the page, JJ, unless you mean the link to Big Monkey Comics, which I, not Blogger, put there.

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  7. Cheetah really does seem the most likely -- Joss Whedon loves his catfights.

    Seriously, though, that guy is the best evil midget I've ever seen. Where the hell was he when they were casting Wild Wild West? I demand Dr. Psycho for the inevitable sequel.

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  8. Peter Dinklage is awesome! I thoroughly endorse him for any role ever. (How much must it have sucked, though, to grow up as a dwarf with "dink" in your name?)

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  9. Lindsay Lohan would make a good Wonder Woman villain; maybe Dr. Poison (she puts enough of it into her system).

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  10. Dr. Psycho is inconstestably the best of WW's villains ("Mars?" Don't make me laugh) and his whole anti-female vibe could be easily re-tuned for modern audiences so as to give WW a little deeper resonance with non-comics people than she currently enjoys.

    And he could still use the Cheetah as his henchwoman/"bottom."

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  11. And, posting from The FUTURE!(tm), he was UTTERLY MAGNIFICENT as Simon Bar Sinister.

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