So cool he could compose flattering yet minatory haiku while jogging at the speed of a horse.
But let me blow up
that place; that sort of stuff is
right down my alley!
I swoon at his personal and poetic power! Oh, we shall not see your like again, Ted Knight!
Can you (even when not jogging alonside a running horse) compose a haiku to compare with that of Starman?
Is that Shining Knight next to him? Why the hell does Shining Knight have a beard? And where are the horse's wings?
ReplyDeleteThat's not the Shining Knight.
ReplyDeleteJogging? The faker!
ReplyDeleteTed's hand grasps viking's ankle:
The horse pulls them both.
Such velocity!
ReplyDeleteRunning that fast, you steer with
the trusty head fin
That's not Shining Knight.
ReplyDeleteBut you kind of wish it was.
Man, DC's Thor sucks.
Stand aside, Viking!
ReplyDeleteLet the amazing Starman
Make with the Blooey!
My sons disappoint,
ReplyDeleteI went insane after war,
Where is my wife?
Have we ever seen Mrs. Knight?
Quick, Starman! Grab your
ReplyDeletecosmic rod, we need you to
defend the Ren Fair!
Okay THAT is surely the winner!
ReplyDeleteMake way, longhaired fool!
ReplyDeleteMust find screwy typewriter,
Read Haiku Tuesday!
Colors: crimson, green!
ReplyDeleteSymbol: a star on his chest!
Run, Christmas Spirit!
Ted Knight with real knight
One fin, two horns, a white horse
adds up to coolness
Hagar to Helga:
"Lucky Eddie found this guy.
Let's go raid England."
What are you doing
ReplyDeleteStarman? Horsies are cool but
Mordru's a villain!