Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Young Gays Not In Love

Is there anything more amusing that watching teenager queens and junior lesbians fighting against their sexuality... together?!


Light Lass: "Well, this is how the girls talk on all those WB shows..."
Element Lad: "She's so butch; so looks so much like her brother; she's so butch; she looks so much like her brother...."

Ah, Light Lass. So butch she passed for her own brother. Who in the Giffen Legion was Shrinking Violet's lover. Who has the highly lesbian-friendly power of making people weigh less.

And Element Lad. Who... well, he's Element Lad, for pity's sake. The pink outfit; the oft permed blond hair; the Wildean double entendre; the "spirituality". The chaste relationship with the "female" cop who turned out to be a man.

Sigh.

At least when Element Lad is confused about his sexuality, he has the presence of mind to do so in Heroic Haiku:

"I'm ... er ... out of my
element when it comes to
romancing girls, but..."


Anyone care to help out Light Lass with a haiku reply or some haiku commentary of your own? Or even complete Element Lad's thought with a second haiku?
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17 comments:

  1. Devon Sanders3/14/2006 8:50 AM

    I...I...can't do this.
    Is that a poof on her blouse?
    Oh, my God! She knows!

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  2. J'onn J'onzz, Martian Manhunter3/14/2006 8:56 AM

    I don't really like
    you. I'm promised to my own
    gender. Violet!

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  3. Scipio3/14/2006 8:59 AM

    Nice one, DVS...

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  4. Mark3/14/2006 9:02 AM

    Pink outfit! Blonde hair!
    If I squint I can pretend
    that it's Saturn Girl!

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  5. Anonymous3/14/2006 9:08 AM

    Er, um, well I-I-
    I think you're pretty hot too,
    Lightning Lad - Oh! Oops.

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  6. Scipio3/14/2006 9:38 AM

    BWA-HA-HA-HA!
    You guys are KILLING me!

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  7. Jeff R.3/14/2006 10:31 AM

    ...pass me some ProFem
    and soon we'll be ready for
    girl-on-girl action.

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  8. gorjus3/14/2006 11:33 AM

    This the greatest single entry of all time.

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  9. Anonymous3/14/2006 11:50 AM

    I do alchemy,
    Can I transform your genitals?
    No effect on flesh

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  10. Scipio3/14/2006 12:58 PM

    Thanks, Gorjus; I aim to please!

    Glad to know my aim is better than Ayla and Jan's....

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  11. Cap'n Neurotic3/14/2006 1:01 PM

    Light Lass:Yes, I think you'd be
    Even more handsome if you
    Grew some facial hair

    Element Lad: Ayla, I don't think
    You quite understand what I
    Meant when I said "beard."

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  12. Bubblegum Tate3/14/2006 1:28 PM

    Element Lad says:
    Looking just like Garth
    Ayla won’t need her power
    To give me a “rise.”

    Light Lass says:
    Jan plays on the pink
    Team with me, but we prefer
    Diff’rent equipment.

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  13. Anonymous3/14/2006 4:30 PM

    I should warn you, Hon.
    it ain't just Helium that
    makes his loafers light.

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  14. Anonymous3/14/2006 9:40 PM

    Element Lad's finish:

    If I can convince
    this...girl...to spend time with me
    Maybe Garth I'll see

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  15. Anonymous3/15/2006 9:25 PM

    That's the story where the "Girl Legionnaires" are turned evil by the matriarchs of Femnaz, right? Wonder if young Rush Limbaugh read it.

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  16. Scipio3/15/2006 10:41 PM

    Yes.

    Queen Allura, ya know.

    One of the all-time great "Betrayed by Friends" stories. With one of the single greatest panels in Western comic book literature:

    the crazed lesbian disco frenzy in the 30th century panel.

    You all remember it, of course..

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  17. Anonymous3/17/2006 1:39 AM

    ^^^^NOOOO show me I wanna see it! =D

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