Meanwhile, on the mean streets of Greenwich Village, our heroine Zatanna, dressed in her Headmistress of Hotath costume, contemplates her next torrid pillow-note to Dale Gunn, completely unaware that she is being menaced by two of that rough neighborhood's sinister (yet impressively poetic) Ice Cream Toughs, Mr. Vanilla and Mr. Strawberry...
"Will you look at that?
Beautiful and all alone."
"I got dibs on 'er!"
"Will you look at that?Beautiful and all alone."
"I got dibs on 'er!"
Only in the Village do "toughs" lick ice cream cones while leering in perfect haiku. Please, boys, what are you going to do? Her hair?
Don't you know Zatanna prefers chocolate?
Dear readers, can you make an appropriate reply in Haiku?
Don't you know Zatanna prefers chocolate?
Dear readers, can you make an appropriate reply in Haiku?
Shouldn't eat ice cream
ReplyDeleteGot to look good for my man
Won em od Nnug Elad!
Comics full of rape
ReplyDeleteEasy to stop never real
Curse you Brad Meltzer
Trifle not with her,
ReplyDeleteIce cream boys; romance with Zee
is a Rocky Road.
"You call dibs on me
And wear that shirt in public;
you are indeed brave."
Archie and Jughead
Are older but not grown men.
Calling "dibs?" Ye gods.
"Rocky Road"
ReplyDeleteHeh. Nice one.
Turn your leers aside,
ReplyDeleteFor you cannot withstand the..
Centipede of Death!
You think this is bad?
ReplyDeleteImagine the reaction
when she wears fishnets.
Motown boys won't do
ReplyDeleteUnless they work it in shifts
Kcil ym ragus enoc
A few backwards words.
ReplyDeleteTwo morons wind up downtown,
Doing a pole-dance!