Ah ha! Green Arrow's dated all those women all of the years to hide the truth, but no more! Oliver Queen just can't resist that vibrating breakdance machine!
Hey, hey hey, it's not like that, they just respect each other's awesome facial hair, what with Ollie having a big swinging beard and Vibe with his tiny bush-like...gaaahhhh that didn't come out right!
Sweet merciful God. The hotness, the hotness!
ReplyDeleteAnd yet, I think they're both cuter without the facial hair.
Post the fanfic when you're done, please!
ReplyDeleteI thought you hated Green Arrow
ReplyDeleteguess Vibe can make anything look good
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ReplyDeleteWrong Green Arrow for me...
Ah ha! Green Arrow's dated all those women all of the years to hide the truth, but no more! Oliver Queen just can't resist that vibrating breakdance machine!
ReplyDeleteSo is he talking about the goatee or Black Canary?
ReplyDeleteBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
ReplyDeleteOh dear God, the old fanfic legend is true. Ollie has slept with everyone he's ever punched in the face.
ReplyDeleteDan, you just made me snort my coffee out my nose!
ReplyDeleteThat's frickin' hysterical...Dan wins!
"Hey, Arrow, you're cute.
ReplyDeleteI really like your goatee."
"I like your fuzz, kid."
Hey, hey hey, it's not like that, they just respect each other's awesome facial hair, what with Ollie having a big swinging beard and Vibe with his tiny bush-like...gaaahhhh that didn't come out right!
ReplyDeleteHuh. Who'd have thought OLLIE was the bisexual Green Arrow?
ReplyDeleteWhy would they? No one else does...
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