Wednesday, December 28, 2005

Hal's Head & Sinestro

The DCUniverse doesn't have Beavis and Butthead.

But it does have Hal Jordan and Sinestro...

"I've got to get loose!"
"Heh. Heh heh. You said... you said 'get loose' ..."
"Shut up, you jugeared jackass."
"No, Hal's Head, you shut, you shut up. ZAP!!"
"Ow! Stop it, Sinestro -- Settle down!"
"Are you threatening me? I am the great ... Sinestro! You must bring me TP for my--"
"If you don't shut up, I'm gonna shove a green box glove in your piehole, buttmunch!
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8 comments:

  1. David12/28/2005 10:33 AM

    And here I was sorely lamenting the lack of Beavis in my Justice League! Now I can die a happy man, content and firm in my knowledge that all of our Beavis-needs are being filled.

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  2. Anonymous12/28/2005 12:02 PM

    Is it just me or does Sinestro also look kinda like Walt Disney.

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  3. Ragnell12/28/2005 8:19 PM

    david -- No, Hal's obviously Butthead. Beavis is in the Society.

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  4. Anonymous12/28/2005 10:25 PM

    "Shut up, dill-hole. Now we must fight fart-monsters from Uranus. Heh-heh."

    "Huh-huh. My word verification said xsx."

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  5. joncormier12/29/2005 8:21 AM

    Wow, Sinestro is Tony Randal! Man those silver-age yarns really new how to throw a curve ball your way.

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  6. Harvey Jerkwater12/29/2005 8:55 AM

    My god...it all makes sense...

    Parallax was The Great Cornholio...

    "Are you threatening me?"

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  7. David12/29/2005 11:59 PM

    Ragnell,

    no way, dude - "are you threatening me" is a classic Beavis-ism (Beavism?) Given that Hal will eventually beat up Sinestro, we can analogize to the continual beatings which Butthead would administer unto Beavis...

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  8. Scipio12/31/2005 8:26 AM

    " Wow, Sinestro is Tony Randal!"

    Really?

    I thought he was Will Smith...

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