Tuesday, November 15, 2005

The Dream Team Takes a Bullet

Meanwhile, back at the secret headquarters of the Fabulous League of America, in the abandoned underground rail station beneath Dupont Circle, the all-gay heroclix team acquires its next member:

Bulletman!

Bulletman and Bulletgirl pics courtesy of Totaltoyz Dale

Okay, I don't care how "bullet-like" your powers are; putting on that costume is clearly a cry for attention. Special attention. From special people.

"But, but", someone is objecting and ironically mentioning Bulletman's favorite subject. "What about Bulletgirl? Isn't she his girlfriend?"

How cute! I bet you thought Caesar Romero and Ricardo Montalban were straight, didn't you? Anyway, take a good look at Bulletgirl:


Reality check! Bulletgirl has a life-size Power Girl poster on her bedroom ceiling. Bulletgirl vacations on Themiscyra. Bulletgirl has the only complete collection of She-Hulk issues in Fawcett City.

Let's just agree that she and Bulletman are colleagues on this team, and leave it at that...
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7 comments:

  1. Shon Richards11/15/2005 11:12 AM

    You go Bulletgirl!

    That's an adorable figure by the way.

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  2. Anonymous11/15/2005 11:33 AM

    Thanks!

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  3. Anonymous11/15/2005 1:55 PM

    Oh man. That costume is just so wrong on so many levels.

    And yet, so right. Um, how tall is Bulletman anyway? Not that I'm a size queen or anything.

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  4. Anonymous11/15/2005 5:16 PM

    ::snicker:: Have you read The Bulleteer yet?

    Kris

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  5. Anonymous11/15/2005 7:41 PM

    Why am I thinking Bulletman's alter ego should be named Steely Dan?

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  6. Scipio11/15/2005 9:26 PM

    Have you read The Bulleteer yet?

    No, but I hear it's quite a different take on the character(s).

    And more overtly sexual in its imagery!

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  7. Anonymous6/01/2008 10:55 PM

    Bulletman was a douche that stole Hawkman's Nth Metal and a Miraclo Pill and dared to try to call himself original. Luckily, I think he died and Bulletgirl disappeared only to be replaced by the Bulleteer. She seems worth caring for than these super-thieves

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