Naturally, the first time we see Superman's imperfect duplicate, he introduces himself with -- what else -- an "imperfect haiku":
"Kryptonite rays kill you, but
not harm Bizarro!
Nothing can harm Bizarro!"
A 7-5-7 meter? Of course! That's how bizarro-haiku works!
What suitable bizarro-haiku can you compose to celebrate the creation of Superman's cracked reflection?
Roses blue. Vi-o-lets red.
ReplyDeleteSugar am bitter.
You am foul. Me hate you!
Bizarro not wait to throw
ReplyDeleterock at Superman
until his yoga is done
Tears am smiles on my rock face.
ReplyDeleteMe make you bleed now.
Me love you me hate you now.
Goodbye! Is terrible meeting you.
ReplyDeleteYou am Bizarro,
Awful Silver Age creation!
Me am comic relief from
ReplyDeleteimportant lessons
taught to Lois and Jimmy
Me am now good guy.
ReplyDeleteMake human bomb 'splode real small.
Me very happy.
How come so much Bizarro
ReplyDeleteHaiku actu'lly
Sounds like the Hulk is speaking?
I'll answer my own question
Hulk writes good haiku
But often he has a little trouble counting out the right number of syllables in the last line.
Bizzaro is only pawn
ReplyDeleteIn the game of life
Bizzaro like Mel Brooks' films
Kryptonite am like candy.
ReplyDeleteSuperman turn green,
But it make Bizzarro blue.
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