Okay, gang, we need to get back to casting
"Vibe! The Movie, Meng"
because the studio is breathing down my neck now.
We need someone to play Steel, not the cool smart black guy but the uncool dumb white guy. You know, the one who let his grandfather (the retro-vented "Commander Steel") replaces all his innards with decades of needless surgery.
Remember, we need an actor who can convincingly do THAT, on the right. And not much else.
And the nominees are:
Rob Lowe (too old!)
Dolph Lundgren (too old!)
Mark-Paul Gosselar (very funny!)
Matt LeBlanc
Casper Van Diehn
Matt Damon
Ben Affleck
Nick Lachey
Brandon Routh!
ReplyDeleteNow, that's just MEAN!
ReplyDeleteWhy was Johnny Knocksville not on the list?
ReplyDeleteBecause, despite his persona, he's actually too SMART!
ReplyDeleteApparently Dolph Lundgren is some sort of genius. He has a degree in like, chemical engineering. Check out his IMDB profile, it's shocking.
ReplyDeleteHe'll always be He-Man to me. My vote goes to Beniffer.
How about Sean William Scott? The guy who brought Stifler to America may or may not be smart, but he can sure play dumb.
ReplyDeleteMethane, you are so so so so so right.
ReplyDeleteHe is exactly the right person, but no one mentioned him before.
Perhaps I should simply choose him by directorial fiat, and stop the poll?
Because Vixen is next...