The results of our poll on, "What's your favorite criticism of Hal?"
Hal's snitty. 3%
Hal's a sexist pig. 21%
Hal's a jackass. 34%
Hal's a windbag. 5%
Hal is sketchy. 5%
Hal's a goober. 13%
Hal's a whiny slacker. 11%
Hal's a moron. 8%Notice ... the smart ones (Batman and The Martian Manhunter) aren't particularly surprised.
Rant:
ReplyDeleteHal is a loser. Kyle is the real Green Lantern and always will be. I will never forgive him for destroying Coast City, however many bugs were living in his thick head, and no one else should either.
If Batman hates him, it must be true.
Absolutely! Only a jackass would forgive Hal for destroying Coast City!
ReplyDelete..Oh, wait, he didn't.
But we all know Batman is never a jackass.
Kris
Aaargh. How annoying. Hal's jackassery has made me so angry I wrote "detroying Coast City" instead of "trying to remake the universe in his goober-like image".
ReplyDeleteBatman is merely misunderstood. It's a man's game and if the other "heroes" can't hack the pace, that's their problem.
They are sitting; the others are standing.
ReplyDeleteSuper-baffled.
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