Hi, I'm Paco Ramone, a.k.a. "Vibe", as customized by Bill's Customs (home of the famous "I Want You" Hawkman).
First of all, I wanna say, "I did not get stepped on!" That was Steel, a Wolverine-rip-off with a fake Golden-Age legacy, whom I never got along with.
Nobody steps on Vibe, meng! I was strangled to death by an Ivoid, which is much more dignified. Did you know that I was the first JLAer to die in the line of duty? Is that cool, or what? I'm, like, the "Lightning Lad" of the JLA....
Anyway, I wanted to thank you (or "chu", for all mis hermanos latinos) for voting for me (or, I guess, my brother Armando) in the comeback poll. Via the Ouija board, Armando tells me I also won a poll over at the Comic Treadmill. Quien es tu papi, eh?
The case for my comeback (as carried out by Armando, a.k.a. Reverb) has already been made. I just want to assure you ("deseo assegurarte") that Reverb is even cooler than I am (but not as snappy a dresser) and that he looks forward to working with the JSA rather than the Conglomerate.
In THAT outfit?
ReplyDeleteSeeems more likely to me that he was looking for the dressing room of the always-iron-hard Steel...
Look, it's one thing to make fun of bespectacled Rannian nerds.. but this Steel-bashing has GOT to stop! He's the grandson of Commander Steel, fer god's sake! He has direct ties to the famed All-Star Squadron!! He has firm A.S.S. connections!! When... WHEN will Steel get the respect he deserves?!?
ReplyDelete...what's that? ...'never'? oh, hmm, okay... never mind...
This cannot really work, I feel so.
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