"Take on hat salesmen, will you?"

"Take on hat salesmen, will you?"
Originally uploaded by Scipio1.

Of course, you don't have to be the Joker to clonk Batman. Why, the Mad Hatter can do it left-handed on an unsteady sailboat with a plastic water pistol, while making plans for their next date.

I'd love to go shopping in Gotham, where apparently stores carry purple suede shoes and oversized orange and yellow toppers a-plenty...!