Rann Sucks!

Despite, nay, because of the fact that Thanagar is losing in the poll, I intensify my propaganda campaign against Rann.

Observe! Due to their short-sightedness in assigning only one scientist to their R&D department, Sardath, a self-centered bald guy, the Rannians have failed to develop salon-quality hair-care products.

Clearly, whatever that guy's experiments were, they involved loads of static electricity...