Tuesday, March 01, 2011

The Joker's Afro-wig


Quickly!

What's better than the Joker in an Afro-wig telling Lex Luthor a joke as they head to a burger joint for lunch?

Them heading to a burger joint for lunch while Lex listens to the Joker tell him a joke...

in haiku.

A scientist is
testing a frog; he says 'Jump'
and it leaps 12 feet.


We need a lot more of that in comics, I say.

What haiku can you compose in honor of this truly unusual panel?

4 comments:

  1. Joker to Luthor
    Existential Villainy
    Lost in the retcons


    Shatner weave Joker
    Has Morrison seen this yet?
    Tropes are colliding

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  2. Hold the pickle, hold
    The lettuce, or I will kill
    With Joker venom.

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  3. Four legs, jumps ten feet
    Cut off two legs, jumps twelve feet
    All legs gone, no jump

    Scientist notes the results:
    "Frog lost its legs - and hearing"

    (I know, this is a tanka, not a haiku, but I couldn't fit in the punchline otherwise)

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  4. the Joker needs hair.
    He steals it from Dolemite.
    Looking good, Joker.

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