And you know why you aren't Bruce Wayne?
It's not because you're not a polybillionaire. Or an Olympic-level athlete and the world's greatest fighter. Or the world's greatest detective or multidisciplinary scientific genius .
No.
You are not Bruce Wayne because of this.
If you were falsely imprisoned for murder, and the only person who could prove your innocence was, well, you, you would whine and cry and sob.
And most certainly you would not casually express your situation ...
in haiku.
I've got to prove I'minnocent--what's that noise there?The stone--sliding out--
What haiku can you compose to celebrate the coolness that is haiku-spouting Prisoner Wayne?
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ReplyDeleteBruce Wayne's guest post at
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"Watch your parents die."
Ah, haiku tuesday. So good to have you back, man.
ReplyDeleteWelcome back. The internet has become a little less dark.
ReplyDeleteCould it be a Dream?
ReplyDeleteImaginary story?
Welcome back, old chum.
Each new locked room is
ReplyDeleteAn opportunity for
Bat-philosophy
Actually, I goofed that up, I think. Maybe better:
ReplyDelete"Each locked room is a
New opportunity for
Bat-philosophy"
There. Don't know why that was bugging me, but it was.