Monday, October 27, 2008

Why Magnus is Better than Senator McCain

Because knew not to get involved in Iraq.

9 comments:

  1. If Senator McCain were to make a public appearance in a chainmail miniskirt and white go-go boots, then karate chop a killer robot, I would switch my vote.

    "McCain: Robot Fighter 2008 AD" would be a hell of a slogan.

    "What America needs now is visionary leadership, tax cuts for all, and a President who can punch out rogue freewills, saving us all from the tyranny of robot oppression."

    A compelling argument, I'd say.

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  2. Man each new entry of Magnus...makes me even hotter for him then the last! I must marry Magnus.

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  3. "If Senator McCain were to make a public appearance in a chainmail miniskirt and white go-go boots, then karate chop a killer robot, I would switch my vote."

    Welllllll, me too, but my change would go-go in the opposite direction.
    However, if he were to karate chop Christopher Dodd, yeah, he could keep my vote.

    "A compelling argument, I'd say."

    An improvement on the ones he's BEEN making, I'd reluctantly admit.

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  4. Is that a Space Hockey Mom with him, perchance?

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  5. Leeja Clane/John McCain.

    Bears noting.

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  6. Even leonine-haired Senators from the future, or another planet, or whatever...are still blowhards.

    Magnus choses to pick his battles wisely.

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  7. Not a lot of people remember the name Leeja Clane. Nice.

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