tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post9222242743975836127..comments2024-03-27T19:04:14.544-05:00Comments on The Absorbascon: Talking Head Week #3: Have a Nice Trip See You After the Fall!Scipiohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16217376618860561999noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-58292562706688599582016-08-30T09:11:13.369-05:002016-08-30T09:11:13.369-05:00Things That Make Me Happy in Today's Post:
1...Things That Make Me Happy in Today's Post: <br /><br />1) Hawkgirl flying headlong into death is tripped and falls face-first on the ground? That's...not how physics works on Earth.<br /><br />2) The dispersal patter for CAW's Fancy Red Flechette Loafers (FRFL) is hilariously narrow. <br /><br />3) In keeping with all CAW weaponry, there's enough time from when the agent fires the Fnacy Red Flechette Loafer (FRFL) that Hawkgirl can A) see the darts coming, B) think about her mortality, C) get tripped D) fall, E) think of a funny quip. <br /><br />4) 45 minutes of exposition, yet neither of the CAW agents are tied up?<br /><br />5) "CAW is a vast crime-octopus with human hands and heads." Not only is "Crime Octopus" the name of our next quartet, but I have a feeling The Octopus might take issue with that comparison. Or does he run it? Now THERE'S a crossover one-shot I'd read!<br /><br />Good gravy, they just don't write them like they used to! CobraMisfithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00254323816960257073noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-35716824569902624812016-08-27T14:53:57.490-05:002016-08-27T14:53:57.490-05:00Plus winged gorillas, man-hawks, Mavis Trent, croc...Plus winged gorillas, man-hawks, Mavis Trent, crocodile-men, the Shadow Thief.<br /><br />And the IQ Gang! Can't forget them!Hoosier Xhttp://mushtown.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-88417397597833569382016-08-27T02:04:01.878-05:002016-08-27T02:04:01.878-05:00"This seems like a fun comic, actually."..."This seems like a fun comic, actually."<br /><br />It's a lot more fun than any other version of the Hawks I've seen. Maybe it's because the other Hawks are all about past lives, the wonder of flight (which is not much of a wonder in comics), and relationship issues. These Hawks are more like MacMillan and Wife, and their wings are primarily a plot device to get them into more fistfights faster.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-56428409017623389922016-08-27T01:25:44.927-05:002016-08-27T01:25:44.927-05:00This seems like a fun comic, actually.This seems like a fun comic, actually.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04952363542406124696noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-75872202212725971412016-08-26T19:19:26.379-05:002016-08-26T19:19:26.379-05:00I need to see a vast crime octopus with human head...I need to see a vast crime octopus with human heads and hands. Because that is WAY too awesome to be purely metaphorical,Bryan Lnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-87527805053265260542016-08-26T13:57:09.758-05:002016-08-26T13:57:09.758-05:00Hawkgirl's not wearing a bra, I can tell you t...Hawkgirl's not wearing a bra, I can tell you that. Good thing she's an alien, I guess.SallyPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05592635194271250605noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1194470867975254812016-08-26T08:35:05.244-05:002016-08-26T08:35:05.244-05:00I think you have a point with Silver Age Hawkman a...I think you have a point with Silver Age Hawkman and his private office. And that costume, it's like he's saying, "for me, EVERY day is Casual Friday!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-61881378487811201952016-08-25T20:08:56.163-05:002016-08-25T20:08:56.163-05:00We must be missing part of the Silver Age Hawkman&...We must be missing part of the Silver Age Hawkman's origin where he worked as a corporate drone for years, because he's <i>way</i> too excited about having a private office. Like, "hey, I've got to go grocery shopping in my <i>Porsche</i>, does anybody want anything?" kind of excited. He's completely ignoring the bronze head story and the semi-conscious criminals interested in his secret identity strewn about, not to mention the stalker fanboy.<br /><br />And Hawkgirl is, indeed, impressive, if she can be tripped in the air and fall in an entirely different direction in a few feet!Johnnoreply@blogger.com