tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post7644138267310010256..comments2024-03-27T19:04:14.544-05:00Comments on The Absorbascon: Haiku for DazzlerScipiohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16217376618860561999noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-76106891796734565892007-11-30T10:28:00.000-05:002007-11-30T10:28:00.000-05:00"Doctor Sax talks whilePlaying on his saxophone?St..."Doctor Sax talks while<BR/>Playing on his saxophone?<BR/>Stunning breath control!"<BR/><BR/>You win!Scipiohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16217376618860561999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-52240392908289512732007-11-29T18:33:00.000-05:002007-11-29T18:33:00.000-05:00I never would have been able to tell that was She-...I never would have been able to tell that was She-Hulk. My guess was gonna be The Wasp. <BR/><BR/>Also, if I didn't know better I'd say that wasn't Beast, but rather some weird combination of Mephisto and Eddie Munster. <BR/><BR/>-BillyBillyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12018099285669735809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-57971844341696230462007-11-29T11:09:00.000-05:002007-11-29T11:09:00.000-05:00She-Hulk drives a truck?A really badly drawn truck...She-Hulk drives a truck?<BR/>A really badly drawn truck?<BR/>While Alison whines...<BR/><BR/><BR/>Doctor Sax talks while<BR/>Playing on his saxophone?<BR/>Stunning breath control!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-76646158783195211502007-11-29T07:54:00.000-05:002007-11-29T07:54:00.000-05:00If the comicsblogospherahedron were THe Simpsons, ...If the comicsblogospherahedron were THe Simpsons, Scipio would be Disco Stu.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-90668365119792451172007-11-28T17:09:00.000-05:002007-11-28T17:09:00.000-05:00She-Hulk.She-Hulk.Scipiohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16217376618860561999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-38479055068115386802007-11-28T15:56:00.000-05:002007-11-28T15:56:00.000-05:00Marlo Thomas? hahahahaWho is that really? -BillyMarlo Thomas? hahahaha<BR/><BR/><BR/>Who is that really? <BR/><BR/>-BillyBillyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12018099285669735809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-49121328685393405612007-11-28T13:50:00.000-05:002007-11-28T13:50:00.000-05:00Marvel missed the boatBy 1980, Lord knowsDisco was...Marvel missed the boat<BR/>By 1980, Lord knows<BR/>Disco was stone deadAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-73683126600397139532007-11-28T11:52:00.000-05:002007-11-28T11:52:00.000-05:00"The Village People are just a bunch of nice young..."The Village People are just a bunch of nice young muscular men who haven't quite found the right women yet."<BR/><BR/>Check the beginning of the promo party scene and you'll notice that there's a brief bit showing that each of the Village People bring female dates to the party.Scipiohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16217376618860561999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-78419373517713811312007-11-28T11:45:00.000-05:002007-11-28T11:45:00.000-05:00Back when it was new, I... I... owned that comic.....Back when it was new, I... I... owned that comic....<BR/><BR/>But I'm much better now.Chancehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00226145896576592193noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-84981317141947512532007-11-28T11:42:00.000-05:002007-11-28T11:42:00.000-05:00That is, of course...Doctor Sax.A blind black man ...That is, of course...<BR/><BR/>Doctor Sax.<BR/><BR/>A blind black man who can kill people with his saxophone playing by depressing them to death.<BR/><BR/>Yes. Really.Scipiohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16217376618860561999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-31874395173679059772007-11-28T11:41:00.000-05:002007-11-28T11:41:00.000-05:00The introduction of "Leather Man" into the ensembl...The introduction of "Leather Man" into the ensemble would probably make it into my top ten favourite movie moments of all time.<BR/><BR/>The genius of that film is that it is the gayest movie mainstream Hollywood produced in the 80s and yet the actual subject of homosexuality is never mentioned once--the apparent implication being that The Village People are just a bunch of nice young muscular men who haven't quite found the right women yet. Oh and it clearly shows what the world missed by not making Bruce Jenner the next Rock Hudson.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1213175398364000952007-11-28T11:01:00.000-05:002007-11-28T11:01:00.000-05:00Oh God, the "death by Saxophone" panel was simply ...Oh God, the "death by Saxophone" panel was simply fab! And why the audience of superheroes didn't simply rise up en masse and suffocate her on the stage, I'll never know.SallyPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05592635194271250605noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-75406762630428499532007-11-28T09:56:00.000-05:002007-11-28T09:56:00.000-05:00"like Maya Angelou having sex with the Beatles."ai..."like Maya Angelou having sex with the Beatles."<BR/><BR/>aieeeee!! Now THERE's an image I didn't need cluttering up my poor skull!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-23797597616617306402007-11-28T07:12:00.000-05:002007-11-28T07:12:00.000-05:00I love that movie.Young Steve Guttenberg is so hot...I <B>love</B> that movie.<BR/><BR/>Young Steve Guttenberg is <B>so</B> hot.Scipiohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16217376618860561999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-7063528619769413132007-11-28T06:45:00.000-05:002007-11-28T06:45:00.000-05:00The Dazzler dazzlesSo completely, she is anAllan C...The Dazzler dazzles<BR/>So completely, she is an<BR/>Allan Carr movie.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Having just rewatched <I>Can't Stop the Music</I> for the dozenth time, it seems clear to me that the only man who ever lived who could have done justice to this character on film died eight years ago.<BR/><BR/>Such a shame....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-71288875758504003342007-11-27T19:59:00.000-05:002007-11-27T19:59:00.000-05:00Drat! I had a feeling it was her. Still, I would l...Drat! I had a feeling it was her. Still, I would love to see a Lawyer Turned Kidnapper. "Ha ha! I know the exact laws I am in violation of and punishment for said laws, but I don't care!".The Shadowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11172179013018820289noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-37268531178220744142007-11-27T19:56:00.000-05:002007-11-27T19:56:00.000-05:00The Lawyer Turned Kidnapper would make a terrific ...The Lawyer Turned Kidnapper would make a terrific villain, but that's She-Hulk. A hero, unfortunately.Chancehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00226145896576592193noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-54397036460060065272007-11-27T18:59:00.000-05:002007-11-27T18:59:00.000-05:00Mirrored roller skatesSilver body stocking? Yes.T...Mirrored roller skates<BR/>Silver body stocking? Yes.<BR/>This femme, this Dazzler.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-84998579762075327712007-11-27T18:04:00.000-05:002007-11-27T18:04:00.000-05:00Please tell me she gets a Rogues Gallery Rundown l...Please tell me she gets a Rogues Gallery Rundown like The Martian Manhunter did. I can't wait to hear the actual backstories of Man With The Earsplitting Saxophone and Former Lawyer Turned Kidnapper.The Shadowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11172179013018820289noreply@blogger.com