tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post6919804161151278156..comments2024-03-27T19:04:14.544-05:00Comments on The Absorbascon: Haikuesday with Dr. SivanaScipiohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16217376618860561999noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-73741083612555043612008-09-17T19:37:00.000-05:002008-09-17T19:37:00.000-05:00Sivana should talkLike the Terror from the Tick23 ...Sivana should talk<BR/>Like the Terror from the Tick<BR/>23 SkidooJon the Intergalactic Gladiatorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13758095794354686723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-49023379206452016702008-09-17T19:31:00.000-05:002008-09-17T19:31:00.000-05:00If it's not too late:Real one's from Earth-S.This ...If it's not too late:<BR/><BR/>Real one's from Earth-S.<BR/>This one is from Earth Winnick!<BR/>Where all speak Buffese.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-59369596297969713202008-09-17T06:35:00.000-05:002008-09-17T06:35:00.000-05:00Nice job, guys!Oh, and for the record, I am enjoyi...Nice job, guys!<BR/><BR/>Oh, and for the record, I <B>am</B> enjoying GA/BC immensely. But that doesn't stop me from perceiving its flaws.Scipiohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16217376618860561999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-7981617824134391132008-09-16T17:47:00.000-05:002008-09-16T17:47:00.000-05:00"Whedon wannabeMakes me talk like Chandler BingI w..."Whedon wannabe<BR/>Makes me talk like Chandler Bing<BR/>I will fix him good."notinthefacehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12537680561821564347noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-89927613834545718792008-09-16T17:31:00.000-05:002008-09-16T17:31:00.000-05:00Far worse in TitansOffensively poor plot twistsMat...Far worse in Titans<BR/>Offensively poor plot twists<BR/>Matched by awful art<BR/><BR/><BR/>No matter how bad GA/BC is, it cannot be any worse than the drek that is Titans. I have no idea what Winick is thinking regarding the dialogie he is putting in those characters' mouths.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-59642843365406837962008-09-16T17:08:00.000-05:002008-09-16T17:08:00.000-05:00Maybe the "vanytes" are short and sweet for "Sivan...Maybe the "vanytes" are short and sweet for "Sivannytes". Again, out of character, but then, remember all the names of the Sivana family of characters...<BR/><BR/>( btw, not defending Winnick, just trying to sort his cooky ideas )Gus Casalshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09623081734326460781noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-83543595596700538412008-09-16T13:22:00.000-05:002008-09-16T13:22:00.000-05:00"What's wrong with my speech?!?Have you got hours ..."What's wrong with my speech?!?<BR/>Have you got hours to spare?<BR/>Bah! No one listens."<BR/><BR/>-Citizen ScribblerAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-54044650445284568152008-09-16T11:40:00.000-05:002008-09-16T11:40:00.000-05:00I can assure you that Doctor Sivana is mightily di...I can assure you that Doctor Sivana is mightily displeased by this turn of events. Thaddeus an I are not <I>good</I> friends, but we share a love of both science and verbosity.<BR/><BR/>As for a haiku:<BR/><BR/>Judd Winick, you fool!<BR/>Try a <I>real</I> villain M. D.:<BR/><B>Doctor Polaris</B>!Doctor Polarishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06579584615444914274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-2904813215012228722008-09-16T11:20:00.000-05:002008-09-16T11:20:00.000-05:00"Thaddeus BodogSivana" -- Shazam wishesHis name we..."Thaddeus Bodog<BR/>Sivana" -- Shazam wishes<BR/>His name were that cool<BR/><BR/>Why didn't he call<BR/>Green Arrow "Stinky Green Cheese"?<BR/>A perfect chance -- lost.<BR/><BR/>Chandler vaporized.<BR/>"Could I beeeeeeeeeeeeee any ev'ler?"<BR/>Sivana on "Friends".Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-3234771885164347642008-09-16T09:50:00.000-05:002008-09-16T09:50:00.000-05:00I skipped this issueGreen Arrow/Black CanaryLife i...I skipped this issue<BR/>Green Arrow/Black Canary<BR/>Life is just too shortAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1779243180693717612008-09-16T09:00:00.000-05:002008-09-16T09:00:00.000-05:00Evil pharmacistSpits venomous threats to us:"Your ...Evil pharmacist<BR/>Spits venomous threats to us:<BR/>"Your fate is sealed!"<BR/><BR/>Coke-Bottle Glasses<BR/>Conceal genius villain,<BR/>Not petulant twerp.Harvey Jerkwaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07118848012122050416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-55157748521640830522008-09-16T08:33:00.000-05:002008-09-16T08:33:00.000-05:00Judd Winick writingWorld's Wickedest Scientist?For...Judd Winick writing<BR/>World's Wickedest Scientist?<BR/>Forty blue curses!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-64487081411426853472008-09-16T08:19:00.000-05:002008-09-16T08:19:00.000-05:00So...it wasn't just me? I am SO relieved. As you...So...it wasn't just me? I am SO relieved. As you say, comicbook characters particularly villains shouldn't sound "normal"...whatever the heck that means.<BR/><BR/>Frankly, I prefer a touch of grandeur to my villains. I enjoy it when they speak in the third person, when they soliloquize, when they indulge in maniacal laughter. If Doctor Sivana is going to use slang, then make it slang from the 1940's!<BR/><BR/>Although I am still baffled as to why Doctor Sivana would give a rat's behind about Green Arrow.SallyPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05592635194271250605noreply@blogger.com