tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post115020460870212095..comments2024-03-27T19:04:14.544-05:00Comments on The Absorbascon: Why Lana and Superboy Put Up With Each OtherScipiohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16217376618860561999noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1150401578231367952006-06-15T14:59:00.000-05:002006-06-15T14:59:00.000-05:00Jeckie, are you pondering what I'm pondering?I thi...Jeckie, are you pondering what I'm pondering?<BR/><BR/>I think so, Brainy, but where are we going to get a super-elastic blanket, a hand-crafted boomerang, and a 20th-century ladder?<BR/><BR/>---<BR/><BR/>"I'm not ready to go all the way, Clark. Let's just cocoon. Er, spoon! I mean spoon!"<BR/><BR/>---<BR/><BR/>The eyes of Clark are glowing in the dark<BR/>All the sweet, pink icing flowing down -<BR/>No-one ate the cake he baked in vain<BR/>And they wanted to display it<BR/>But that only would betray it<BR/>And he'll never have that recipe again<BR/>Oh, no!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1150246870833152482006-06-13T20:01:00.000-05:002006-06-13T20:01:00.000-05:00Sure, you can use a storebought boomerang on some ...Sure, you can use a storebought boomerang on some street trollop, but if you're with someone you really care about you make your own.Scipiohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16217376618860561999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1150243272707315532006-06-13T19:01:00.000-05:002006-06-13T19:01:00.000-05:00Because there are some things for which a store-bo...Because there are some things for which a store-bought, mass-produced boomerang are wholly inadequate.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1150240033700804672006-06-13T18:07:00.000-05:002006-06-13T18:07:00.000-05:00Tom Foss, that "Insect Queen Superfreak" song is b...Tom Foss, that "Insect Queen Superfreak" song is brilliant. When I meet my own Insect Queen, that'll be "our song"Thttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08806565171767967754noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1150239360579376462006-06-13T17:56:00.000-05:002006-06-13T17:56:00.000-05:00mmm... The last time I went to a girl with the "ho...mmm... The last time I went to a girl with the "home-made boomerang and a new ladder" trick, she slapped me. Perhaps I must focus on insect queens only.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1150235453133595082006-06-13T16:50:00.000-05:002006-06-13T16:50:00.000-05:00Re the cake: Superboy is the only person in Smallv...Re the cake: Superboy is the only person in Smallville who doesn't know that Superboy is an awful cook, and they're all too nice to tell him. "Eat it! Are you k-... I mean, er, I'd rather save it as a memento of this day. Yeah, that's it."<BR/><BR/>Every time I see Lana in her Insect Queen costume, I want her to ask Superboy, "Does this costume make my butt look fat?"Danielhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07184638921669629752noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1150231584998993412006-06-13T15:46:00.000-05:002006-06-13T15:46:00.000-05:00The birthday cake pannel has always amused me. Esp...The birthday cake pannel has always amused me. Especially the next panel, where everyone decides to lock it up in a display case, in memory of Superboy. Then there's the tag saying "Cake Made by Superboy". Ugh.J'onn J'onzz, Martian Manhunterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04981440542732161952noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1150225536808702652006-06-13T14:05:00.000-05:002006-06-13T14:05:00.000-05:00You see, this is why I always thought Clark should...You see, this is why I always thought Clark should have stuck with Lana, instead of that Lois chick. (Plus Lana is a redhead which is always a plus in my book.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1150220530906990592006-06-13T12:42:00.000-05:002006-06-13T12:42:00.000-05:00Actually, the last panel reminds me more of MacGyv...Actually, the last panel reminds me more of MacGyver than Rick James!Marc Burkhardthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06949686463975572297noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1150218742045708032006-06-13T12:12:00.000-05:002006-06-13T12:12:00.000-05:00Horrifyingly, my very first thought upon seeing th...Horrifyingly, my very first thought upon seeing that wriggly Lana-pillar was, "Oh, she's just about the right size for that bent-over Colossal Boy to enjoy."<BR/><BR/>I feel the need to shower with bleach.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1150218406317517682006-06-13T12:06:00.000-05:002006-06-13T12:06:00.000-05:00And if Clark wasn't Superboy, does Lana the Insect...And if Clark wasn't Superboy, does Lana the Insect Queen eat him?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1150217428289923052006-06-13T11:50:00.000-05:002006-06-13T11:50:00.000-05:00Ah, so close and yet so far, Clark:All I'll need: ...Ah, so close and yet so far, Clark:<BR/><BR/>All I'll need: my cape<BR/>A home-made boomerang, and<BR/>dad Kent's new Ladder.Jeff R.https://www.blogger.com/profile/00893541435938915895noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1150215806370565232006-06-13T11:23:00.000-05:002006-06-13T11:23:00.000-05:00She's an arthropodic girlThe kind who might give b...She's an arthropodic girl<BR/>The kind who might give birth to larva<BR/>And she will turn her lover into chow<BR/>Because she's the Insect Queen!<BR/><BR/>She likes the boy Superman<BR/>The one that Bibbo calls "his fav'rit"<BR/>And when she puts him in a cocoon it's the right time<BR/>To trade identities.<BR/><BR/>That girl's covered in chitin<BR/>The girl's a superfreak!<BR/>The kind of girl you read about<BR/>In entomological magazines!<BR/>That lady's got a thorax<BR/>The girl's a superfreak!<BR/>I think I saw her brother<BR/>In Smallville's second week!<BR/><BR/>...sorry.Tom Fosshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13796424725228769265noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1150214399948377392006-06-13T10:59:00.000-05:002006-06-13T10:59:00.000-05:00See, today was not a day I needed to read about Su...See, today was not a day I needed to read about Superboy bug sex.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1150213186247367832006-06-13T10:39:00.000-05:002006-06-13T10:39:00.000-05:00I think that last proposition Suberboy had is ille...I think that last proposition Suberboy had is illegal is several of the 50 states.<BR/><BR/>Yail BloorAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1150211134685468322006-06-13T10:05:00.000-05:002006-06-13T10:05:00.000-05:00I can't touch that.I can't touch that.Devon Sandershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08223057696498728357noreply@blogger.com