tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post112423061402964711..comments2024-03-27T19:04:14.544-05:00Comments on The Absorbascon: Lois's High-Impact HaikuScipiohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16217376618860561999noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1125091722662025372005-08-26T16:28:00.000-05:002005-08-26T16:28:00.000-05:00Cheers! What can I say? Poetic inspirationfound th...Cheers! What can I say? <BR/>Poetic inspiration<BR/>found through Lois Lane<BR/><BR/>(pssst...that's also a <BR/>haiku...but sadly this is <BR/>not quite a haiku.)Deshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11254545092911234284noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1124988207472351152005-08-25T11:43:00.000-05:002005-08-25T11:43:00.000-05:00Bonus points for putting the phrase "seven feet" i...Bonus points for putting the phrase "seven feet" in the middle of a haiku, Des!!!!Scipiohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16217376618860561999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1124924517083878532005-08-24T18:01:00.000-05:002005-08-24T18:01:00.000-05:00Jimmy must have badaim since I'm only seven feet a...Jimmy must have bad<BR/>aim since I'm only seven <BR/>feet away from him!<BR/><BR/>If only I let<BR/>him touch my boobs last weekend<BR/>he wouldn't be mad.Deshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11254545092911234284noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1124854806320050052005-08-23T22:40:00.000-05:002005-08-23T22:40:00.000-05:00Alas, poor building!Struck down in its prime by ab...Alas, poor building!<BR/>Struck down in its prime by a<BR/>badly-aimed bullet.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16194028641503506387noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1124845651281787672005-08-23T20:07:00.000-05:002005-08-23T20:07:00.000-05:00BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!Scipiohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16217376618860561999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1124840395788120472005-08-23T18:39:00.000-05:002005-08-23T18:39:00.000-05:00Goddammit LanaYou had your chance in SmallvilleQui...Goddammit Lana<BR/>You had your chance in Smallville<BR/>Quit shooting at meAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1124838624243410162005-08-23T18:10:00.000-05:002005-08-23T18:10:00.000-05:00Okay, we're going to HAVE to make a website just f...Okay, we're going to HAVE to make a website just for these...Scipiohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16217376618860561999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1124837623578335222005-08-23T17:53:00.000-05:002005-08-23T17:53:00.000-05:00From the alleged sniper:Almost hit someone!Have to...From the alleged sniper:<BR/><BR/>Almost hit someone!<BR/>Have to find better way to<BR/>Remove grafittiJeremy Rizzahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08480479249595700846noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1124817834026223152005-08-23T12:23:00.000-05:002005-08-23T12:23:00.000-05:00Each year at this timeThe competition gets worseJa...Each year at this time<BR/>The competition gets worse<BR/>January salesMarionettehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06985975073151200366noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1124813302780233542005-08-23T11:08:00.000-05:002005-08-23T11:08:00.000-05:00Jimmy, perched atop a distant roof, mutters to him...Jimmy, perched atop a distant roof, mutters to himself:<BR/><BR/>Can't you see he's mine?<BR/>Superman loves me, not you!<BR/>Die, orange temptress!<BR/><BR/>Shortly following the bullet's KRACK!, Lois monologues:<BR/><BR/>My life theatened? Yes!<BR/>Hot Kryptonian lovin'<BR/>Is coming my way.<BR/><BR/>Superman, watching from low earth orbit, shakes his head.<BR/><BR/>Dammit! She still lives.<BR/>I want to date other girls...<BR/>I suck at break-ups.Brianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05245489666250405989noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1124812455783753322005-08-23T10:54:00.000-05:002005-08-23T10:54:00.000-05:00I hate the brick walls!Topple them all! Each brick...I hate the brick walls!<BR/>Topple them all! Each brick falls!<BR/>By my sniper's bullets!Hate Filled Posterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00965492342916144479noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1124812283875602632005-08-23T10:51:00.000-05:002005-08-23T10:51:00.000-05:00LoFA membership,must stop the awful trends!Kill th...LoFA membership,<BR/>must stop the awful trends!<BR/>Kill the gloved one!Hate Filled Posterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00965492342916144479noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1124812106168841982005-08-23T10:48:00.000-05:002005-08-23T10:48:00.000-05:00Oh crap she saw me!Sniping sucks, bad guy loses.Su...Oh crap she saw me!<BR/>Sniping sucks, bad guy loses.<BR/>Superman is here.<BR/><BR/>Lois stress relief,<BR/>Shopping, she sees a sale!<BR/>Bullet misses brain.<BR/><BR/>Gloved hands wave!<BR/>Panic strikes Lois Lane!<BR/>Orange! Cringe!Hate Filled Posterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00965492342916144479noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1124810766538451752005-08-23T10:26:00.000-05:002005-08-23T10:26:00.000-05:00Fun! Extra syllablee in the last line though;how ...Fun! Extra syllablee in the last line though;<BR/><BR/>how about just<BR/><BR/>"Epoxy-attached?"<BR/><BR/>That'll do it@!Scipiohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16217376618860561999noreply@blogger.com