One-Panel Promos

Flash #6:

THAT...is brutal.  The series is nailing Barry Allen, in several meanings of that word.

Wonder Woman '77 #27:

Fabulous for several obvious reasons.  But the word balloon, of course, is what really makes it.

All-Star Batman #1

 is so very very good. It looks good. It's intelligent. It's emotional.  It's action-packed.

And it has Chainsaw Batman.

All-Star Batman #2 

continues the trend. Some of the art is ACHINGLY beautiful. But I'm showing you as my one-panel promo the one panel that ISN"T achingly beautiful.

But this reproduction of a scene from Two-Face debut story (Detective 66)

is what sells me.

Wonder Woman #6:

The gods appear to Wonder Woman in the form of totemic animals.  That don't show up on security camera.  Don't get me wrong, the rest of the issue is beautiful, intelligent, and emotional.  

But THIS one shows the creators get it in a way that most do not.

Action Comics #963:

I should NOT be so easily hooked by the Silver-Age shenanigans of "how can Clark Kent and Superman be two different people?!"

But, the fact is...

I am.

By Buddha!

Today's Haikuesday post returns us to the sanctuary of the Nine Unknowns thousands of years ago where the miraculous Talking Bronze Head and the Deva Solar Battery (a.k.a. "Miss Sparklejuice") have just been stolen...

BY BUDDHA! IT MUST 

BE RECOVERED! IT IS THE 

WORLD'S GREATEST TREASURE!

This is how you know the Nine Unknowns are cool. Even in the most dire circumstances, such as the theft of the world's greatest treasure, they can still react in haiku.

How cool are YOU?  What haiku can you compose to celebrate the Nine Unknowns, their wondrous devices, and the general battle between the Hawk and the Criminal Alliance of the World in which they eventually find themselves embroiled?