I left on a trip yesterday (the boys and I ...
are doing a concert tour in China; yes, really). But while I'm behind the Great Firewall, I didn't want to leave you with nothing to read, so I wracked my brain for something to write about that would close off August (the eighth month) here at the Absorbascon. I just couldn't get my arms around the problem; I felt like a real sucker.
But then reader Dale lent me a hand by sending me a story that combines two of our favorite subjects here at the Absorbascon. Specifically:
are doing a concert tour in China; yes, really). But while I'm behind the Great Firewall, I didn't want to leave you with nothing to read, so I wracked my brain for something to write about that would close off August (the eighth month) here at the Absorbascon. I just couldn't get my arms around the problem; I felt like a real sucker.
But then reader Dale lent me a hand by sending me a story that combines two of our favorite subjects here at the Absorbascon. Specifically:
The stupidity of Green Arrow...
"Maybe I can do something with the boomerang arrow!"
Like what, Ollie? Hit yourself in the face?
... and sweet sweet octopus love, baby:
You know, you'd think after a childhood spent like this, heroin would be rather a let-down.
Are you ready for....?
P.S. Trust me; you're not.
Check out the nose on that cephalopd! Squidward, we hardly knew ye!
ReplyDeleteThe stupidity of the Green Arrow is a phrase that I simply cannot resist.
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