A cyclopean, rocket powered, partially humanoid crustacean...we get those down here all the time since the surfacers started dumping more and more pesticides and medical waste into the oceans. Add a little nuclear pitch and you've got a mutagenic soup just waiting to spit forth another cyclopean, rocket powered, partially humanoid crustacean with foreskin covering its entire body.
What does it say about me that, in my head, I heard Aquaman's dialogue in Marvin Miller's voice? Not Tom Callaway or even Norman Alden, but Marvin Miller.
"I don't know, Tadpole, but whatever it is, it's obviously not Jewish...!"
A cyclopean, rocket powered, partially humanoid crustacean...we get those down here all the time since the surfacers started dumping more and more pesticides and medical waste into the oceans. Add a little nuclear pitch and you've got a mutagenic soup just waiting to spit forth another cyclopean, rocket powered, partially humanoid crustacean with foreskin covering its entire body.
ReplyDeleteAquaman looks genuinely shocked. I bet that doesn't happen to him very often...
ReplyDeleteWhat does it say about me that, in my head, I heard Aquaman's dialogue in Marvin Miller's voice? Not Tom Callaway or even Norman Alden, but Marvin Miller.
ReplyDeleteSufferin' Shad! The life of a Sea King is always intense!
ReplyDelete"Did I ever tell you about the time I wrestled a one-eye uncircumcised monster?"
ReplyDelete. . .said Aquaman to Vibe, in the Bunker League meeting room, after the others had gone. . . .
ReplyDeleteHaw!
ReplyDeleteIs Aqualad on his shoulder? Not comfortable!!
ReplyDelete"Did I ever tell you about the time I wrestled a one-eye uncircumcised monster?"
ReplyDeleteHeh.
Heh, heh. >;}