Tuesday, February 17, 2009

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Shamelessly stolen from Diamondrock's recent post on Title Undetermined.
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17 comments:

  1. Steven2/17/2009 5:05 PM

    I'm sorry, is "I'm superpowerless... except from the waist down!" way too easy?

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  2. Eldest2/17/2009 5:10 PM

    "I can finally realize my dream of dating an elf. I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY 15!!!!"

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  3. Diabolu Frank2/17/2009 7:00 PM

    "I'm back! The Corps' back! Now even you're back! NOT EVEN CHRIS HANSEN CAN STOP ME NOW!"

    ...alternately...

    "I hate to admit it, but Slade Wilson was right! I LOVE 4CHAN!"

    ...in other words, Hal Jordan is still a creep...

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  4. Will2/17/2009 7:06 PM

    I feel like the original text is pretty funny in and of itself given Hal's track record with women.

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  5. Anonymous2/17/2009 7:34 PM

    "I finally caught one! Now I can make her lead me to the hollow tree---and take all the cookies I want!!"

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  6. Heartiac.2/17/2009 7:45 PM

    "Thank God I found you! I'll call you Lil' Lantern! Won't Batman be jealous?"

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  7. Scriptking2/17/2009 8:49 PM

    "That's not the ring! It's all me, baby."

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  8. feildmouse2/17/2009 10:12 PM

    "You're a little old for me... BUT WHAT THE HELL!"

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  9. Sleestak2/17/2009 11:17 PM

    "I used my ring to speed up your planet's orbit. YOU'RE 28!"

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  10. SallyP2/18/2009 10:25 AM

    Oh Hal...I don't even need to put in words to find you hilarious.

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  11. Anonymous2/18/2009 1:40 PM

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  12. Guys' Guy2/18/2009 1:42 PM

    "yah I'm after your lucky charms, so hand them over."

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  13. Unknown2/20/2009 5:57 AM

    "...and it glows green in the dark! Want to see?"

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  14. Anonymous2/20/2009 3:10 PM

    My own Kes Real Doll is here!
    FINALLY!!

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  15. Anonymous2/22/2009 2:45 PM

    This is how you do the Heimlich Manuever... BACKWARDS!!!

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  16. Scipio2/23/2009 11:43 AM

    Kes. Heh. Laughed out loud at that one.

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  17. Anonymous2/24/2009 7:38 PM

    Hal Jordan is DC's Captain Kirk.

    Better lock up your daughters!

    (wink) Go get'em, Hal!

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