"Please your lover around the clock!"

Ever wonder how Hal Jordan maintains his rep as the DCU's top man-tramp? It ain't Viagra, kiddies. You don't need Viagra when you've got ... a power ring.



Harder, indeed! Yep, the ring's got powers the comics barely hint at.

"Any blasting done around here --
I'm going to do it!"

Goodness! Let me open a window, it's getting a bit warm in here!

I'm beginning to understand the appeal of Hal Jordan, particularly when he brings his ring into play in the form of a giant blasting fire hose. Where's my H.E.A.T. application?

Boy howdy, charge that ring up and Hal's got the energy to power on for a full 24 hours. The man's a round the clock party; no wonder he needs a Space Bubble of Love for his constant conquests.

He should be careful, though; Sinestro, too, figured out how to use the ring to achieve social prowess. That's why the Guardians finally took the ring from him.

Yep, it was because Sinestro had started to wear his ring ....

somewhere other than on his finger.