Tuesday, December 20, 2005

I dare not relax an instant!

How amazing is the Golden Age Starman?

Well, he can kick the butt of crazy-powerful Ultraman through his superior intelligence. Casually. While laughing about it. In outer space.

But this is the Golden Age Starman we're talking about here, folks. Tricking Ultraman into blowing himself up is not enough ....

It's taking all my
greatest efforts to prevent
this from blowing up!

Starman tricks him into haikuing about it. Ah, Starman!

Will your haiku match Ultraman's... or exceed it?

20 comments:

  1. What's that scene from? It doesn't have that smooth dramatic flavor you get from Golden Age Starman. Is it one of those later JLA/JSA team-ups?

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  2. Essentially Starman was able to beat any one.

    Except of course Squriel Girl, who can beat any one.

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  3. I believe that it is from "Crisis on Earth-3" (which I think was the third JLA-JSA team-up), so it is GA Starman in the Silver Age.

    I know that it is Mike Sekoswky art. Iron Mike is my absolute favorite comic artist evar, but his style is about as far from the smooth cool draftsmanship of some of the prior Golden Age panels we have seen as you can can get.

    And Starman is indeed cool.

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  4. It would be too obvious to point out the obvious Freudian imagery here; how Ultraman struggles to prevent the phallic symbol from bursting.

    So I won't.

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  5. Clever Starman. Time to recite Diamondrock's winning haiku.

    Sutaaman
    Sugoku geki da na
    Owarimasu

    (in English)

    Yes, he is Starman
    Amazing drama indeed
    Now it is over

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  6. Wait wait wait wait wait
    "Explosion will knock you out?"
    Must be Silver Age

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  7. Starman, Silver Age?
    Eat haiku radiation!
    (in parlance of times)

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  8. It's Earth-3 Haiku
    No Man Can Know Its Power
    You Shall Know Only
    What The Fists Of Ultraman
    Deign To Teach You, Scum!

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  9. Handle Starman's Rod
    With all your might: eventually
    It's going to blow.

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  10. Curses! To think that
    Starman could beat Ultraman!
    You call that a mask?

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  11. If Starman's rod can beat Ultraman,
    Is Starman's rod even mightier than Superman?

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  12. Actually it's from the second JLA-JSA team-up, from 1964 (#s 29-30). One of my all time favorite stories, for the introduction of Earth-3 in addition to the first Silver Age appearance of our favorite Starman.

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  13. Starman's Golden Rod
    is so large that Ultraman
    must use both his hands.

    Wonder of wonders!
    Whoever thought Ultraman
    was such a size queen?

    Frankie say relax
    Ultraman! You can always
    ask Vibe to help you.

    I'm no expert but
    My straight friends say that thinking
    About sports can help.

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  14. Starman's cosmic rod
    It's great power made my legs
    Come out my mid-back.

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  15. Ultraman's defense
    Against Starman's power rod?
    Pointy Shoulder Pads!

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  16. As a new fan to the Starman mythos, can somebody recommend me some good Ted Knight Starman stories that I can read? I don't want to be a poser..

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  17. My Rod will explode
    Not in spite of Ultraman's
    Grip, but due to it

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  18. And a small variation on the theme.

    Ultraman's strong grip
    On Starman's cosmic rod, Oh
    What a big mess. Eww.

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  19. (Note: there is a three-syllable pronunciation of 'eventually'. 'ee-vent-tchly', more or less.)

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  20. As a new fan to the Starman mythos, can somebody recommend me some good Ted Knight Starman stories that I can read? I don't want to be a poser..

    The Golden-Age Starman Archives is chock full of them! You might also check out the Crisis on Multiple Earths: The Team-Ups TPB for a great Starman/Black Canary team-up.

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