tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post358283476948914313..comments2024-03-27T19:04:14.544-05:00Comments on The Absorbascon: Derek Lancaster says, "If you can't love Batman: The Brave and the Bold, you can never truly love me."Scipiohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16217376618860561999noreply@blogger.comBlogger32125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-16333590257929641262009-04-08T13:24:00.000-05:002009-04-08T13:24:00.000-05:00Oh, savage karma! I have it on good, ah, authorit...Oh, savage karma! I have it on good, ah, authority that Wildstorm fans won't stoop to date DC fans.steve mitchellnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-25393351432483680552009-04-08T10:28:00.000-05:002009-04-08T10:28:00.000-05:00Yesterday, a friend dragged me to the mall and we ...Yesterday, a friend dragged me to the mall and we ended up at Guess. I, being my usual geeky self, was wearing my nifty <A HREF="http://www.fanboystudiosinc.biz/catalog/IMG_0776.jpg" REL="nofollow">Action Comics #23 t-shirt</A>.<BR/>A cute guy that worked there came up to me and asked if it was "just a shirt" or if I was into comics. And he was all "Oh, I love comics, I'm totally into to them." And I'm thinking "What's your phone number?" LOL<BR/>Later, as we were checking out, I noticed that he was checking out the behind of every girl that walked by. <I>Sigh</I>.<BR/>My friend decided to pursue it, and asked the guy if he'd been to a local comic shop. He said he had, but that now he usually just buys the trades, he stopped reading regularly after <I>World War Hulk</I>.<BR/>I was like, Okay bye!<BR/>He was a Marvel. It just wouldn't have worked out...Tony Z™https://www.blogger.com/profile/12720513799520837424noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-29727391305867463112009-03-30T13:52:00.000-05:002009-03-30T13:52:00.000-05:00Well, given a choice, I'd rather not read about Ge...Well, given a choice, I'd rather not read about Geo-Force OR Lobo. But between the two, I'd go with Geo-Force. Er, I'd read a story about Geo-Force.<BR/><BR/>Giffen ruined Reign in Hell for me by plonking down Lobo into the middle of it.steve mitchellnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-42880375312768850312009-03-30T13:43:00.000-05:002009-03-30T13:43:00.000-05:00Oh, come on. Lobo is extraordinary! I mean, as lon...Oh, come on. Lobo is extraordinary! I mean, as long as you don't take him seriously.LOTR_Danhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01589863394924481049noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-47631517030747451952009-03-30T09:33:00.000-05:002009-03-30T09:33:00.000-05:00". . .that does decribe a lot of Marvel's characte...". . .that does decribe a lot of Marvel's characters."<BR/><BR/>Well, maybe Spider-Man, Nova, the second (blecch) Ghost Rider, and the various X-people, but certainly NOT: the Fantastic Four, the Hulk, Ant-Man/Giant-Man, Thor, Iron Man, Doctor Strange, Captain America, Daredevil, Hawkeye, Ms. Marvel, the She-Hulk, Brother Voodoo, Ghost Rider, Black Panther, Silver Surfer, Tigra, Hellcat, Hercules, Black Widow, and I could on, but I think you take my point.<BR/><BR/>Re the other comments: Geo-Force may not be the best, but he's still better than Lobo; I have no use for Gambit (or for most of the other Marvel mutants); Wolverine has his moments, but too many of them, the way Marvel spreads him around; and Thanos actually is better than Darkseid.<BR/><BR/>My wife doesn't read comics, but she goes to all the superhero movies with me.steve mitchellnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-55513016981702245392009-03-30T07:30:00.000-05:002009-03-30T07:30:00.000-05:00Can't argue with that; that does decribe a lot of ...Can't argue with that; that does decribe a lot of Marvel's characters. But Nova was a blatant attempt to shoehorn that character into Green Lantern's origin. I'm surprised there wasn't a lawsuit there. If Captain Marvel was litigiously close enough to Superman....TotalToyzhttp://members.ebay.com/aboutme/totaltoyznoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-62034079829718026822009-03-29T21:09:00.000-05:002009-03-29T21:09:00.000-05:00All I really meant is that a huge swathe of Marvel...All I really meant is that a <I>huge</I> swathe of Marvel's heroes fit into the "Peter Parker" mould. The "young, bullied everyman who doesn't fit in but gains astonishing powers through birth/fate/cosmic providence."Diamondrockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03489418142341597119noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-21704776344102770652009-03-29T20:34:00.000-05:002009-03-29T20:34:00.000-05:00Isn't that more or less the premise of about 90% o...<I>Isn't that more or less the premise of about 90% of Marvel's stuff?</I><BR/><BR/>Not too sure what you mean by that, DR; but the origin of Marvel's 1970s hero Nova was a dying member of an intergalactic patrol force bequeaths his powers on a worthy Earthman, who turns out to be a nebbishy high-school kid constantly bullied by his classmates. Fairly blatant replace-Hal-Jordan-with-Peter-Parker, if you ask me.TotalToyzhttp://members.ebay.com/aboutme/totaltoyznoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-68267349657786133912009-03-29T18:17:00.000-05:002009-03-29T18:17:00.000-05:00I've never met anyone who'd say, "Isn't Geo-Force ...<I>I've never met anyone who'd say, "Isn't Geo-Force the best?"</I><BR/><BR/>Not even Brad Meltzer?<BR/><BR/>Anyhoo, this post really made me realize I really don't hang out with anyone who's into comics enough to offer up a potentially alienating opinion. I do occasionally find myself surrounded by Wolverine acolytes at my local comic book emporium, but I--like a Yalie lost in Boston--would never deign to speak to any of them. <BR/><BR/>I do have my dignity.Allanhttp://allanmott.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-48590356220559142232009-03-29T07:46:00.000-05:002009-03-29T07:46:00.000-05:00Oh Snap!Oh Snap!SallyPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05592635194271250605noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-64156586214134877792009-03-28T22:16:00.000-05:002009-03-28T22:16:00.000-05:00"Wasn't the whole premise of that What If Abin Sur...<I>"Wasn't the whole premise of that What If Abin Sur Chose Peter Parker As His Successor?"</I><BR/><BR/>Isn't that more or less the premise of about 90% of Marvel's stuff?Diamondrockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03489418142341597119noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-79274965425305501692009-03-28T21:20:00.000-05:002009-03-28T21:20:00.000-05:00My favorite heroes are Batman and Green Lantern.Mr...<I>My favorite heroes are Batman and Green Lantern.<BR/><BR/>Mr. Sea's favorite hero is Spider-Man.</I><BR/><BR/>Maybe you two could find common ground in Marvel's 1970s hero, Nova. Wasn't the whole premise of that What If Abin Sur Chose Peter Parker As His Successor?TotalToyzhttp://members.ebay.com/aboutme/totaltoyznoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-69039248233666574952009-03-28T21:02:00.000-05:002009-03-28T21:02:00.000-05:00My favorite heroes are Batman and Green Lantern.Mr...My favorite heroes are Batman and Green Lantern.<BR/><BR/>Mr. Sea's favorite hero is Spider-Man.<BR/><BR/>And yet we've managed to stay married for 14 years. Go figure.<BR/><BR/>-- SeaSea-of-Greenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00813600516703661200noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-55558274582218317172009-03-28T14:25:00.000-05:002009-03-28T14:25:00.000-05:00Isn't Geo-Force the beI can't even type it.I used ...Isn't Geo-Force the be<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>I can't even type it.<BR/><BR/>I used to have a friend in college who ended up dating someone I knew from high school. He was a comic book fan, so I was excited that I'd finally have someone with whom I could talk comics. <BR/><BR/>He still liked Rob Liefeld. <BR/><BR/>At age 20. <BR/><BR/>We didn't hang out much.Mike Loughlinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-43547403129460182992009-03-28T13:08:00.000-05:002009-03-28T13:08:00.000-05:00This happens all the time just with other fans. If...This happens all the time just with other fans. If I had a nickel for every co-worker or aquaintance who learns that I read comics and immediately launches into how much they love Gambit or Bishop, than I would be a very rich man.<BR/><BR/>Or, "I collect comics too, I have every issue of Death of Superman, do you think they're worth anything?"<BR/><BR/>(sigh) Please stand further away from me. No, no, farther still. The other room will be fine.<BR/><BR/>--MAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-16693952461035980342009-03-28T11:58:00.000-05:002009-03-28T11:58:00.000-05:00Okay, speaking as an Ivy League grajeeatin', profe...Okay, speaking as an Ivy League grajeeatin', professional scientist comic book fan, I'd like to offer an example of exactly the opposite.<BR/><BR/>When I was a postdoc, I started dating a woman who had never read a comic in her life... and I had gone cold turkey for a few years, not buying comics at all anymore. When she asked what all the white boxes were full of, she looked at a few comics with me and demanded that I start buying comics again so we could read them together in bed...<BR/><BR/>A few thousand $$$ of comic book purchases later, we went our separate ways (2 postdocs rarely work out... jobs together are really hard to find), but to this day, I'll send her Fables compilations, which she reads voraciously. <BR/><BR/>I'm now dating her sister...<BR/><BR/>Ta da!<BR/><BR/>And before Scip tags me- I'm one of the caterers. And yes, we had plenty of names for the "once you get in, you couldn't fail out if you tried" Ivy League schools.<BR/><BR/>HCAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-79632138575937519982009-03-28T10:36:00.000-05:002009-03-28T10:36:00.000-05:00These comments are among the most entertaining tha...These comments are among the most entertaining that I've ever read on this site, and that's saying a lot. I wish I had an amusing anecdote on the subject to share as well.<BR/><BR/>All the women I've dated have been totally fine with my comic books, and I've always been supportive of whatever entertainment they enjoy in return, even if it's something I despise and poke fun at sometimes. And if they groan or tease me about my funny books, I just point out that there are far worse hobbies for a man to have than the enjoyment of tales of compassion and heroism. This position is less convincing if I happen to have a Lobo comic or something comparable in my hands at the time. ;)<BR/><BR/>-Citizen ScribblerCitizen Scribblernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-64079954893104714162009-03-27T21:35:00.000-05:002009-03-27T21:35:00.000-05:00I was chatting up a girl at a party, and she menti...I was chatting up a girl at a party, and she mentioned she was into comics. I was excited and probably jumped into the conversation too quickly, because she responded (with no small amount of revulsion) "Oh... you read SPANDEX comics?"<BR/><BR/>I was so angry at the dismissivenes of the super-hero genre, especially by referring to it as "spandex comics" I had to just walk away.Patrick Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04244280974612331889noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-25155109800216513222009-03-27T18:20:00.000-05:002009-03-27T18:20:00.000-05:00Sounds like the Seinfeld episode where Elaine is r...Sounds like the Seinfeld episode where Elaine is really hot for one of the guys that moved Jerry's couch until Jerry goads her into applying her litmus test and asking how he feels about abortion...<BR/><BR/>As for me, I'm now on my second wife who thinks my comics habit is something I need to grow out of, although that is probably better than someone who adores Geo-Force, I admit.<BR/><BR/>I have to agree with TotalToyz though. I was really happy when I was sleeping with someone who liked RPGs, even if her tastes did extend to Vampire: The Reckoning LARPing...<BR/><BR/>Word Verification: ingush - Umm, sorry, that one's NSFW...Robertshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06035347031730078599noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-77612610898169912042009-03-27T17:44:00.000-05:002009-03-27T17:44:00.000-05:00Punisher 2099. Punisher 2099. THAT was the the com...Punisher 2099. Punisher 2099. THAT was the the comic that she held out as an example of the comics she really liked.<BR/><BR/>Well, our relationship lasted shorter than that comic.Mightymarknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-49027271213348318222009-03-27T17:13:00.000-05:002009-03-27T17:13:00.000-05:00I don't think that happens to straight guys so muc...I don't think that happens to straight guys so much. Most of us are so happy to even meet a girl who reads comics, we gloss over little differences like her reading Legion of Super-Heroes or not knowing who Ramona Fradon is.TotalToyzhttp://members.ebay.com/aboutme/totaltoyznoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-17384188226903215752009-03-27T15:06:00.000-05:002009-03-27T15:06:00.000-05:00A guy in my improv troupe claimed that Thanos was ...A guy in my improv troupe claimed that Thanos was better than Darkseid. Took me about 2 years to warm up to him after that.John Trumbullhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02231892112043419921noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-84240469550228576762009-03-27T14:45:00.000-05:002009-03-27T14:45:00.000-05:00My girlfriend loves Gambit too. It's put a strain...My girlfriend loves Gambit too. It's put a strain on our relationship because I can't respect her if she loves a man in a purple leather jumpsuit with a trenchcoat on over that and a bo staff in his hand.philiphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01251165633972808641noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-73474537935023400922009-03-27T10:50:00.000-05:002009-03-27T10:50:00.000-05:00That was merely an example of an insuperable obsta...That was merely an example of an insuperable obstacle to love, Sally, not an actual occurrence. I've never met anyone who'd say, "Isn't Geo-Force the best?"<BR/><BR/>Thank god.Scipiohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16217376618860561999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-63576508549453398002009-03-27T08:31:00.000-05:002009-03-27T08:31:00.000-05:00It's true. My daughter's floor at college all got...It's true. My daughter's floor at college all got into the X-Men, and they ALL love Gambit. It's just so depressing.<BR/><BR/>I keep trying to tell them about Green Lanterns, and they all look at me, completely dumbfounded.<BR/><BR/>But seriously...Geo-Force is wonderful? How on earth, did you keep a straight face?SallyPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05592635194271250605noreply@blogger.com