tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post229663406122190961..comments2024-03-27T19:04:14.544-05:00Comments on The Absorbascon: 1001 Ways to Defeat Green ArrrowScipiohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16217376618860561999noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-79762908726608547552011-08-31T17:33:28.392-05:002011-08-31T17:33:28.392-05:00This is magnificent. Utterly utterly magnificent,...This is magnificent. Utterly utterly magnificent, and the one that you were born to write, Scipio.<br /><br />Oh, and Lana is a traditionalist. She simply wore the bathing suit that won her grandmother, the title of Miss 1904!<br /><br />I'm also rather fond of the vacumn arrow that Ollie used to suck up Lois's pearls.<br /><br />Wait...that came out wrong.SallyPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05592635194271250605noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1852830020874335732011-08-31T12:29:02.342-05:002011-08-31T12:29:02.342-05:00OMG, why didn't I think of that?!
Here I was ...OMG, why didn't I think of that?!<br /><br />Here I was thinking J'onn would use his Martian breath to blow the arrow just slight off course...Scipiohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12112155718721908876noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-81176231713852766172011-08-31T12:07:49.208-05:002011-08-31T12:07:49.208-05:00It's basic, but it works: Have Detective Jone...It's basic, but it works: Have Detective Jones shoot him in the leg.steve mitchellnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-51136807915422518092011-08-30T18:16:11.568-05:002011-08-30T18:16:11.568-05:00"Green Arrow's Fruit Snacks". You..."Green Arrow's Fruit Snacks". You've gotta love the fat kid in the Superman T-shirt. "What's 'fruit', Green Arrow? When did you stop hawking Twinkies?"TotalToyzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17458868361840649001noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-72451742773653686112011-08-30T06:53:31.484-05:002011-08-30T06:53:31.484-05:00#52 - Allow him to remain married to Black Canary....#52 - Allow him to remain married to Black Canary. She'd bury him under the weight of a "honey-do" list.CobraMisfithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08076556754472094027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-21454030301607351322011-08-30T04:52:33.013-05:002011-08-30T04:52:33.013-05:00The donut arrow could take down corrupt Gotham cop...The donut arrow could take down corrupt Gotham cops. I'll be damned, there's something Green Arrow could do better than Batman.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-53598426988321721802011-08-29T23:14:33.813-05:002011-08-29T23:14:33.813-05:00Yeah, what earthly use is a donut arrow? Now, a pl...Yeah, what earthly use is a donut arrow? Now, a plastic cat arrow, THAT'S dependable.Imitorarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03789589943902054909noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-33701425823618819062011-08-29T15:20:22.861-05:002011-08-29T15:20:22.861-05:00I don't think any of the other 991 could top n...I don't think any of the other 991 could top number 10 for finality.Jeff McGinleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17788944317811387240noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-39986311145646945922011-08-29T14:29:06.529-05:002011-08-29T14:29:06.529-05:00Damn you, you beat me by seconds:
Just do a redac...Damn you, you beat me by seconds:<br /><br />Just do a redact, Jack<br />Don't clone your dead pal, Hal<br />Shoot up in Hanoi, Roy<br />Just listen to me<br /><br />Don't duplicate Kane's Wayne<br />You don't need to ordain pain<br />You're not writing "Gigli"<br />Now get yourself freeAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-87482566942395471922011-08-29T14:13:27.546-05:002011-08-29T14:13:27.546-05:00#13 Stab him in the back Jack.
#14 Hit him with a ...#13 Stab him in the back Jack.<br />#14 Hit him with a bus Gus.<br />#15 Get Roy to act coy; oh boy!Michael Condonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-31439848510388800772011-08-29T13:57:44.692-05:002011-08-29T13:57:44.692-05:00You don't know me and I don't know you, bu...You don't know me and I don't know you, but God bless you for subtly emphasizing that Judd Winick is . . . well, he's Judd Winick and he just shouldn't write any comics other than Barry Ween. Maybe Exiles. However, under no circumstance should he be let near any DC characters.Greghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01409933597359089059noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-28517074266633061092011-08-29T13:23:27.535-05:002011-08-29T13:23:27.535-05:00#12: Bring a woman to distract him. Nothing specia...#12: Bring a woman to distract him. Nothing special, anything with two X chromosomes will do.B.G. Christensenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01604354633985676126noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-72166802541293297762011-08-29T12:51:30.668-05:002011-08-29T12:51:30.668-05:00Ways to defeat Green Arrow, #11:
Show up in a tan...Ways to defeat Green Arrow, #11:<br /><br />Show up in a tank.Bryan Lnoreply@blogger.com